John Detlor's definitions

Rumpoed

1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.

2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.

" I can't change lanes this van is too big to see anything.... I'm fucking Rumpoed."

by John Detlor October 24, 2008

Newtingdis

Newtingdis means this is something new, comes from jamaicans speaking broken english

See dis bong right hurr, Newtingdis

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

The Menthol

The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a bunch of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.

This girl gives the worst head, the only way I could make it worth my while was to make her give me the menthol.

by john Detlor March 20, 2009

Butt Flood

When a fat person is sitting on a small chair and their butt appears to be flooding over the edge. Sometimes refereed to as Floods or Levee chair

Holy Crap man did you see the butt flood on her, it is almost touching the ground !

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

frosty box

A bitchy ass girl who is mean to everyone. The term comes from the fact that this girl is so cold hearted that there is likely frost on her pum pum

Hey mel, stop yellin already you fuckin frosty box

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Dinkout

Dinkout is a term used strictly in the world of golf. A dinkout occurs when a male golfer hits an awful Tee Shot that makes the entire foursome look silly to those watching. Said golfer must than play the rest of that hole with his "dink" sticking out the fly of his pants.

Come on now man, it didn't even make it past the ladies tee... Thats a Dinkout

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Down like Syndrome

To be down like sydrome is to be 100% on board for a plan, scheme, or invitation.

" Hey wanna go smoke a joint? " "Ya man, Im Down like Syndrome"

by John Detlor May 22, 2007