16 definition by John Detlor

To Masturbate.
Sorry I took so long in the shower, I was burpin' Kojak.
by John Detlor March 12, 2009

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The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a bunch of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.
This girl gives the worst head, the only way I could make it worth my while was to make her give me the menthol.
by john Detlor March 19, 2009

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When someone drinks half of a Colt .45, Maximum Ice, Olde English, or Schlitz and fills it back up with Green Kool-Aid. The resulting color looks like a Ghetto Turtle. It also tastes like licking sugar off a rusty bike chain.
Compton ass Terry was in the mood for something tropical so he hit up his O.E. with some Green Kool Aid for a Ghetto Turtle.
by John Detlor March 16, 2009

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someone whose front 2 teeth are crooked and point towards one and other, it looks as if the teeth continue to grow they would cross and make an X on the persons chin
She got a rockin body but she looks like she had the beginning stages of X face
by John Detlor May 07, 2007

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When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did
Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !
by John Detlor March 19, 2009

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1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.

2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.
" I can't change lanes this van is too big to see anything.... I'm fucking Rumpoed."
by John Detlor September 11, 2008

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Newtingdis means this is something new, comes from jamaicans speaking broken english
See dis bong right hurr, Newtingdis
by John Detlor May 07, 2007

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