9 definitions by John Clarkie
When you get stressed out with your computer, you tend to punch the keyboard. The most likely words to come out are "gh".
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
1: I know a farm that grows alot of spunk.
2: I need some heavy booze. Spunk anyone?
3: I masturbated so much i spunked on the ceiling.
4: Is that a spunk stain on your bed?
2: I need some heavy booze. Spunk anyone?
3: I masturbated so much i spunked on the ceiling.
4: Is that a spunk stain on your bed?
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
Possibly the most insulting film of all time. Sacha Baron Cohen plays the role of Borat in this film. The film runs for approximately 85 minutes, and is rated 15 in the UK, 18 in Ireland, and R in the USA.
The film is about Borat Sagdiyev, a Kazakh man, travelling to the USA to learn how to be like them. While in America, Borat falls in love with Pamela Anderson while watching Baywatch. Sacha Baron Cohen also plays the role in Channel 4 UK's Da Ali G Show.
Some scenes are not acted, and were performed in real life without people knowing, like the scene where Borat learns to dine like a gentleman, or the scene where Borat tries to get a room in a hotel while speaking like a homie, but the receptionist threatens to call the police.
The DVD has a selection of deleted scenes such as "Sexy Drown Watch" (a parody of Baywatch), a global PR tour and a music infomercial.
The film is about Borat Sagdiyev, a Kazakh man, travelling to the USA to learn how to be like them. While in America, Borat falls in love with Pamela Anderson while watching Baywatch. Sacha Baron Cohen also plays the role in Channel 4 UK's Da Ali G Show.
Some scenes are not acted, and were performed in real life without people knowing, like the scene where Borat learns to dine like a gentleman, or the scene where Borat tries to get a room in a hotel while speaking like a homie, but the receptionist threatens to call the police.
The DVD has a selection of deleted scenes such as "Sexy Drown Watch" (a parody of Baywatch), a global PR tour and a music infomercial.
*Words from a deleted scene*
Borat: And what is this?
Shop Assistant: That's cheese.
Borat: And what is this?
Shop Assistant: That's also cheese.
Borat: And what is this?
Shop Assistant: Cheese.
Borat: And what is this?
Shop Assistant: That's cheese also.
Borat: And this?
Shop Assistant: That's also cheese.
*Borat goes through the whole aisle of cheese.*
Borat: And what is this?
Shop Assistant: That's cheese.
Borat: And what is this?
Shop Assistant: That's also cheese.
Borat: And what is this?
Shop Assistant: Cheese.
Borat: And what is this?
Shop Assistant: That's cheese also.
Borat: And this?
Shop Assistant: That's also cheese.
*Borat goes through the whole aisle of cheese.*
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
A teenager or young adult that thinks they are hard, cover themselves in "bling", dress in tracksuit clothes, sometimes hoodies, and stink like burberry aftershave and perfume. You usually see them in groups or gangs. Usually they like to cause damage to buildings and other things like roadsigns, and if you tend to approach one they start to intimidate you for no reason. Chav girls are usually fat and wear pink hoodies, preferably the brands mckenzie or bench.
*2 friends in school playground walk past some chavs*
Chav 1: Oi, ugly b**ch, ya startin on me?
Friend 1: I didn't do anything.
Chav 2: Yeh ya did i saw ya! Ya pushed me bruv!
Chav 1: Come on then if ya fink your hard
Friend 2: Piss off, pikeys.
Chav 1: Oi, ugly b**ch, ya startin on me?
Friend 1: I didn't do anything.
Chav 2: Yeh ya did i saw ya! Ya pushed me bruv!
Chav 1: Come on then if ya fink your hard
Friend 2: Piss off, pikeys.
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
A form of masturbation or "wanking". The male rubs his penis on the bed to masturbate. It is a faster way to approach a male orgasm, because it is rubbing the penis harder than a "hand job" due to more pressure exerted onto the penis.
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008
The british slang for the hole on the top of a man's penis.
OTHER SLANG FOR JAPS EYE:
wookie hole, upper sphincter, purple top, hole in the helmet
OTHER SLANG FOR JAPS EYE:
wookie hole, upper sphincter, purple top, hole in the helmet
Guy 1: So did the "sexy time" go alrite for you last night?
Guy 2: Not really, she shoved her fingers up my japs eye and it HURT.
Guy 2: Not really, she shoved her fingers up my japs eye and it HURT.
by John Clarkie January 27, 2008