Quick Blowy

When a girl is going down on you then decides you’re not ready for her aweful dick sucking ablitities so she just blows air on your dick.

Dude:did you hear! I got a quick blowy from Rebecca last night, damn that air gave me blue balls

by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019

alex leyba

Some fat youtuber who hunts blu rays.

Salsa memes: dude Alex leyba should fuck Megan in the ass tonight

Hector Gonzalez: totally if Hayden can join too.

by John Cheese Meluch March 28, 2019

Alex Leyba

The name you moan when you’re just tryna get a child support check

No one would fuck Alex Leyba except Jackie, she must want a child support check!

by John Cheese Meluch April 13, 2019

Butter fuck

When the vagina is so wet you just slide right through like butter.

I butter fucked her last night and nutted on a rag

by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019

Covid19

The disease Anthony Hayes spreads to random girls when he sleeps with them behind his girlfriends back.

Bruh did you hear?!? Antonio gave his ex nikki a make up ass eating behind his girlfriends back and gave her covid19.

by John Cheese Meluch April 23, 2020

Nipple fuck

When you slap your dick on a woman’s nipples till you cum

Titty fucking is so last year, i nipple fucked her last night

by John Cheese Meluch April 04, 2019

john cheese meluch

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.

Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

by John Cheese Meluch April 03, 2019