Fmell

1.The word smell, as mispronounced by a nephew named Zehn, substituting the distinct 's' at the start of the word with a rush of air from the nasal cavity resulting in the amusing 'fmell' word. 2.Amusing replacement of the word smell, to be used liberally in everyday conversation.

1.You fmell, you fmell bad! 2.That fmellf.

by John Barry September 27, 2005

Mutant

1.A hideously ugly, repulsive, decrepid, foul, grotesque, unsightly, horrid, ill-proportioned, mangy, haggard, crude, bloated or generally ghastly person or being. 2.One who repulses.

1.Damn, John Howard is a mutant.

by John Barry November 21, 2004

Sneaky Uncle

1.Parents brother who, having paedophaelic (and sometimes homosexual) tendancies, often crept into your room late at night while drunk to 'play' with you under the covers. Can be characterised by using phrases such as "This can be our little secret," or "don't tell Mummy and Daddy." 2.Paedophile or rock spider. 3.Sexually devious or sick induvidual.

1.I have a sneaky uncle. 2.There was a sneaky uncle creeping around our schoolyard.

by John Barry January 08, 2005

Wober

1.Accumulation of mucous and crusty particles in the nose or nasal cavity. See booger. Also called snot, nose jam. Sometimes eaten.

1.My nose is filled with wobers. 2.My little brother is a wober.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Tasty Fish

1. A phrase used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex that is found appealing to the senses. 2. Used to describe the taste sensation of tasty sushi treats at Japanese restaurants, sometimes containing fish, fish-related products or condiments. This phrase originated at one such restaurant where a salmon soup dish was described adamantly as 'Tasty!'.

1. Damn, check her out! Tasty fish! 2. Mmm...Takoyaki is tasty fish!

by John Barry July 03, 2006

Bag Job

1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.

1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Dyllon

If you know a Dyllon, you are very lucky. If you are dating a Dyllon, you have hit the jackpot. He's pretty much the cutest guy you'll ever meet and all the girls want him. He has the sexiest brain ever! Dyllon is very intuitive and sensitive. Dyllon will make you orgasm in 30 seconds or less. Dyllon is super intelligent, and sometimes that can be intimidating to people of a lesser mental capacity. Not only is he the ideal romantic partner, but he makes an amazing, loyal friend. You will never hear Dyllon talk shit about anyone. If you have Dyllon's respect you are most likely a great person too. He has a wonderful sense of humor and his personality blends well with all different types of people. Dyllon is a very likable dude.

Dyllon is a handsome guy

Dyllon is one of the smartest people I know!

by John Barry November 24, 2021