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1.A hideously ugly, repulsive, decrepid, foul, grotesque, unsightly, horrid, ill-proportioned, mangy, haggard, crude, bloated or generally ghastly person or being. 2.One who repulses.
1.Damn, John Howard is a mutant.
by John Barry November 21, 2004
Get the Mutant mug.1.Total nonsense talk, unintelligible or foreign language. 2.Communication using various noises, illegitimate words, nonsense or sounds. 3. Sentence, phrase or general communication not making sense, sometimes induced by several days of smoking crack or other substance.
1.Crack-heads all speak gibberish. 2.John Howard talks gibberish. 3.Drug loving hippies bopping down in a stone bearded trippywobble.
by John Barry November 20, 2004
Get the Gibberish mug.1.Person, usually male characterised with ugly features, usually sqinty eyes, buck-teeth and large appendages. Mostly avoids light, coming only out of his swamp at night to feed on scraps and discarded food. Favours dark rooms and corners, frequently listens to depressing goth music or metal. Rarely seen during daylight or showering. Generally unclean. 2.Dirty person. 3.Insult, usually directed to males or masculine females.
1.My sisters boyfriend is a goth, I dont know why she hangs around with that ratboy. 2.Have a shower ratboy! 3.Fuck off ratboy!
by John Barry November 20, 2004
Get the Ratboy mug.1.Large, ugly growth protruding from the body, usually the face. 2.Misspronunciation by girlfriend of word guitar. 3.Ugly person.
1.My auntie had a goitre removed from her face. 2."Can you play a tune on your goitre for me?" 3.George W. Bush is a goitre.
by John Barry November 20, 2004
Get the Goitre mug.1. Person, either male, female or hermaphodite who feels the dire need to spew nonsensical shit or utter lies to make themselves look better in the eyes of their peers. Usually one who is socially inadequate, personally insecure or, quite simply, a fucktard of immense proportions. 2. One who tells lies to make themselves more fantastic in the eyes of others. 3. One who practices bullshit artistry, more commonly known as a bullshit artist.
by John Barry July 4, 2006
Get the Poo Shooter mug.1.Slut, skank, moll. Female who too frequently engages in acts of sex with people of a low calibre. 2.Woman of ill-repute. 3.Insult generally directed at females of species. 4.Prostitute. 5.Female with veneral disease. See slurry.
by John Barry November 20, 2004
Get the Slurry Dog mug.1. A biscuit or sweet, baked pastry product that rests on the chest area in between periods of eating said delicacy.
1. 'Can I have a bite of your chescuit?'
by John Barry July 5, 2006
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