John's definitions

khan

An event or situation that is unpleasant or causes extreme distress.

Derived from Captain Kirk's famous yell of "Khaaaaaaaan!!!" in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

That sales meeting was totally khan.

by john February 23, 2004

Jevin

A hustler who smokes dank baut sells mid's for the price of dank
he has mad hos and keeps them on the DL

A guy goes and steals someones weed and sell them the sme shit back that's a jevin

that jevin took ur ho tree and money

by John February 24, 2004

phaetasm

a hardcore/death metal band from buffalo new york, www.phaetasm.com is their website, the band consists of Wayne: Vocals, Kory and Dub: Guitar, Dave: Drums and Aaron: Bass Guitar

phaetasm is represented by the # 39

if you order 1 phaetasm of something, you shall receive 39 of that something i.e. @ krispy Kreme Donuts, you order 1 phaetasm of donuts, you will get 39 donunts

by John February 24, 2004

anusboy

when a child picks is anal cavity, farts, smells his fingers then repeats this activity for no longer then 12 seconds per day

tommy is an anusboy

by John February 25, 2004

on the take

To accept bribes or take money from a business transaction.

"Jimmy's on the take"

by john February 25, 2004

Goody gumdrops

A sarcastic usage of which expresses happiness or pleasure.

"I'm going to give you $1,000"
"Goody gumdrops"

by john February 25, 2004

chicken soup

Slang for legitimate.

Nah man it's completely chicken soup.

by john February 25, 2004