John's definitions

valentine's day

A day of rememberance of the Minbari prophet Valen.

Valen formed the Grey Council and fought The Shadows. He is called Minbari not born of Minbari.

by John February 8, 2004

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 8, 2004

pumpkin monster

Uppity asshole/bitch who tans excessively and is always orange.

Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.

by JOHN February 10, 2004

Montrose

A section in Houston densly populated by theatres, museums, fine foods, upscale shopping, and gay people.

Montrose is well known in the Houston area as being the "gay part of town."

by John February 10, 2004

biscut

A game in which a group of guys circles around a biscut and masturbates. The last guy to ejaculate, must eat the biscut.

Biscut! Biscut! Biscut!

by John February 11, 2004

bookaki

This word refers to Bookaki films in which a group of men would stand around a woman who was burried up to her neck in sand or dirt. The men would then ejaculate on her face.

We burried Sarah at the beach and then bookakied her.

by John July 5, 2002

Dickhead

A person with a big floppy penis on their head, typically the forehead.

you are a dickhead

by john November 2, 2002