John's definitions

Liquid laugh

A euphemism for vomitting, usually from drinking too much alcohol.

After 8 pints he was liquid laughing all over the bathroom.

by John January 14, 2004

Plink

The sound a penny makes when falling to the ground after you throw it away only to find out you need it when you buy your Big Mac because they raised the fucking price!

FUCK! I needed that dam penny!

by John January 15, 2004

scap

short for scappy; the perfect combination of skanky and nappy.

Man, your girl is a scap.

by john January 19, 2004

dudley dort

the blackest person ever

god damnit dudley....how many times have i told u 2 put my tv down

by john January 19, 2004

unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california

:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands

by john January 19, 2004

brown knuckle

Shit on your hand or knuckle when wiping one's ass.

While wiping I got a case of the brown knuckle.

My roommate had brown knuckle on his finger.

by john January 19, 2004

Zerling

a non chocko cs player

-xCs- Zerling

by john January 22, 2004