John's definitions

expanchise

When there are already enough franchises in the NFL, NBA or MLB and some wanna-be city wants to validate itself it petitions for a new team or expanchise.

Cleveland has forced Baltimore into creating an expanchise, the Ravens, so they could keep the Browns.

by John January 10, 2004

fuggles

Fucking someone while giving them a hug

"David fuggles steph till she screams"

by John January 11, 2004

nutzi

One who fervantly believes squirrels are cool; believes in the false promises of squirrel world domination.

The nutzi claimed squirrels have the right to take residence in the attic of a human "for squirrels have been in the vicinity before the house was built."

by John January 13, 2004

santa

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...

A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.

Now he is a machine.

by John January 13, 2004

Rake

An Irish colloquialism for many or a lot.

I had a rake of pints in the pub

Translation

I had many pints of beer in the pub.

by John January 14, 2004

cacker

A cacker can be considered another word for chav. Being New Forest born and bred, the word cacker is used to describe people who could be considered scum, low-life, or simply a gypo. My parents (also from Hampshire/the New Forest area) also used the word cacker many moons ago.

Look at the cacker.

What a cacker.

I've just been to the supermarket, and my god it was full of cackers!

by John January 14, 2004

dinlo

A person who is devoid of intellect, or someone who does something particularly stupid. Has been used in the New Forest area for years.

You dinlo.

by John January 14, 2004