John's definitions

alabama

Alabama is a great place. The people who write this shit saying that we are a bunch of rednecks and live in sheds and fly Confederate flags is a bunch of bull shit. Come to Alabama. You will be shocked at what awsome things we have. Probably better than what your state has for the ignorant people who criticize our state. You guys are the real rednecks.

War Damn Eagle!!

by John April 6, 2004

Heisendate

When two people are out together, and one has romantic intentions but isn't sure that the other person does as well. The one with romantic intentions is afraid to ask the other person if he/she also has romantic intentions, because the other person might clarify that he/she DOESN'T. And that would lead to an awkward situation.

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word date.

I thought I was getting somewhere with Jennifer last night, but it turns out it was just a Heisendate.

by John April 7, 2004

blow pig

a slut or whore, a girl that will BLOW anyone

yeah i had dat blow pig over, my whole crew got some

by John April 7, 2004

rump rider

one who is the giver in anal sex. Used to call someone a homosexual.

<b>Get away from me, you rump rider

by john April 10, 2004

Dangerful

Being full of, or being able to control danger.

I am quite dangerful.

by John April 11, 2004

baby seal

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

by John April 12, 2004

dildod

well basically it started from an indian means how are you. example...

gurpak says:- dildod
humkapak says:- im fine thanks.

by john April 12, 2004