John's definitions

lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 22, 2004

ziiing

Glorious dictatorship, involving ninjas, and kittens.


www.ziiing.com

Ahh we have a ziiing upon us.

by John March 23, 2004

whipped

What tonio is...
Also see pussywhipped

Tonio is soo fucking whipped its not even funny.

by John March 23, 2004

udders

breasts with absolutely no erotic qualities

look at those disgusting udders

by john March 25, 2004

babydoll

1. Term of endearment, usually directed toward a female.

2. Type of Sexy Lingerie

1. C'mere Babydoll and let me hold you close.

2. I want to rip that babydoll off your body and ravage you from head to toe

by John March 26, 2004

fatmuscle

abbreviation of:

For All The Many Single Chicks Longing Excitement

big erections

by john March 27, 2004

jocker

a person who copies something exactly from another

"Quit jocking my style."

by john March 27, 2004