boof it

To smuggle something into prison via your anus.

Harry passed out after boofing in 2 cartons of cigs.

by John October 02, 2004

dogwater

The act of talking absolute, complete and utter shite (usually under the influence of alcohol)

Listen to Chris - he's talking dogwater *again*...

by John November 25, 2003

bath

A great way to be dirtier than you were when you got in the bath, and sat in your ass water.

A bath dont make no sence, a lot like a redneck

by John April 06, 2005

Deborah Griffiths

Gay Bi Sexual women who loves to lick the pussy of ugly women whilst sucking cock

She gave me a right good debbie griffiths

by John February 17, 2005

Hammerfest

Over the top beligerantly drunk, raising bottles two at a time, going balls deep hammering it home.

See Vespa's Grandfather.

by John July 03, 2004

doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 05, 2003

wikipedia

An online encyclopedia that was created using a socialist method of production. Nobody owns Wikipedia, and nobody sells it or profits monetarily from it. Eveyone contributes what they can, and everyone shares equally in the finished product.

Wikipedia currently has over 200,000 articles.

Wikipedia and other GNU projects are proof of the power of socialism to accomplish what capitalism can't.

by John February 23, 2004