jizz burgler

1. Someone who makes their profession by stealing seimen.
2. big fat slut.

1. Boy, your mom sure makes a lot being a jizz burgler!
2. Your mom is a jizz burgler.

by John March 30, 2003

system

short form of system of a down

"did you get the new system album 'steal this album'?"
"yea it was kickass"

by John March 27, 2005

FUH2

A website that show's the truth behind the H2. Showing how the H2 is generaly fuel inefficent, a waste of money, badly enginered, ugly as sin and is basically a status vehicle for angry yuppie wives and husbands. Also the one main part of the site is to poke fun at such a piece of crap that GM has designed by having people posting pictures of people flippin off H2's.

Me and Jim where driving around by garden state plaza in jersey and we saw all the H2's parked at the mall so we pulled a FUH2 and gave it the old one fingered salute

by John April 07, 2005

jig juice

the incredibly thick, gloopy, slimy white stuff that is forcefully ejected from the piss-hole of a black man's penis during his sexual orgasm.

"that jennifer lopez sure has swallowed alot of jig juice!"

by john March 16, 2003

BringerUK

A godlike figure when gaming is concerned.

Oh my god thats guys BringerUK!

by John July 06, 2003

plachta

When you take copious swigs of alcohol (rum,vodka,whatever) in front of a crowd of people for the delight of all. Gargling said beverage is also advised to enhance the crowd appeal.

-"Man, did you see him plachta that rum in front of the cop?"
-"Yeah, at least we got her to take her clothes off for him"
-"Ah... I love Panama City"

by John January 09, 2005

Cockslut

A man who wants to use his cock so as to be made to feel like a slut (an erect male slut)

A man who finds his "package" being felt by strangers in a public place and reacts by allowing it

by john November 28, 2003