An idiotic person that goes to public places in the month of April without wearing a mask to cover their mouth during a pandemic.
Joey: Look at that stupid person in the grocery store not wearing a mask! Jimmy: What an April fool !!! After today that April fool will be a May fool.
by JoeyBomm April 30, 2020

Often said by an stoned or drunk motherfucker walking into a party of stoned and drunk motherfuckers.
by JoeyBomm June 15, 2020

A mental disease caused by methamphetamine use which makes a person steal small items from another person.
Don't let Tyler come over to your house because he has lurpercy. Yesterday I found my pocket knife and fingernail clippers in his jacket pocket.
by JoeyBomm August 15, 2021

People that constantly degrade other people making themselves look like the biggest asshole in the world.
by JoeyBomm May 03, 2020

Person #1: Have you been covidized from the Corona virus yet? Person #2: Yes I have and it was no big deal. Just stay isolated from others or wait and get the vaccine from a doctor when one is developed.
by JoeyBomm March 22, 2020

The head of a penis that is red and swollen caused by entering a dirty vagina and/or asshole. Therefore the result is an "angry penis". May develop into physical problems if not treated by a physician.
Guy #1:. Man bro whenever I screws dat hoe down the street I always ends up with a glowplug! Guy #2: You best get your ass down to the free clinic and gets you some pills to clear dat shits up! Guy #1: You gots to know dat shits right!
by JoeyBomm March 15, 2020

(drunk Mexican drinks off a bottle of whiskey): Me thinks I've got the cojones virus........(hickup)!
by JoeyBomm May 14, 2020
