Definitions by JoeyBomm

Bottle hound 

A person that has only one goal in life and that is to drink their life away to escape reality.

Larry was a bottle hound until he quit drinking.

Bottle hound by JoeyBomm July 31, 2020

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

carpet miner by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020

Soakhole 

A woman's hole that is soaking wet from some sort of stimuli.

I just fingered Cindy and she had a soakhole. Man I think I hit her g-spot. Got the sheets wet too.

Soakhole by JoeyBomm July 25, 2020

sphinctickler 

A finger or man made device shaped like a penis that is used to tickle then penetrate a persons asshole.

My girl used a sphinctickler on me last night and I practically went through the ceiling.

sphinctickler by JoeyBomm July 21, 2020

one knuckle fuck 

This happens when a person that you are finger fucking .....with one finger.....your finger fucking finger....gets off when you only stick one knuckle in and they orgasm.

She's a one knuckle fuck!!! I didn't even get off!!!

one knuckle fuck by JoeyBomm July 11, 2020

Covie 

Another word for the covid-19 virus.

I can't make my credit card payment at the bank today cuz the lines are too long and I think that I have the covie!

Covie by JoeyBomm July 7, 2020

economic turmoil 

This term is widely used by American retailers and politicians to describe the economic situation that crippled most American businesses from the now present Chinese covid 19 virus.

Radio ad: Because of economic turmoil the Auto industry across America has too many new cars and must sell at rock bottom pricing! So bring your $1200 stimulus check .............

economic turmoil by JoeyBomm July 4, 2020