Joey Paul 's definitions

Michael D'addario

One half of the Lemon Twigs.

Michael D'addario looks so good without his shirt on.

by Joey Paul September 11, 2018

Flasket

A gay man or woman who decides, for whatever reason, to become straight.

"Hey Robert, you know Jim?"
"Yeah, he's sooooo gay."
"Not anymore, he's straight now."
"What a flasket."

by Joey Paul December 13, 2016

Looks good flight

When everything is going good, this is what you tell your friend.

Josh stuck out his thumb and said confidently, "looks good flight."

by Joey Paul September 26, 2018

Quibbitch

When playing the magical game known as quidditch, if a player is behaving in a nasty or mean way, another player from the opposite team may call out "quibbitch!"

Does this make any sense? No, probably not.

Note: a quibbitch is not a foul.

Flint smacked Harry in the balls with his beater's bat. Fred called out, "quibbitch!"

by Joey Paul October 5, 2018

Lachrymatory

(adjective) relating to, tending to cause, or containing tears.
(Noun) a vial of a kind found in ancient Roman tombs and thought to be a lachrymal vase.
Also used as an alternative to the acronym lol.

1. This song is lachrymatory.

2. They discovered an old lachrymatory in the ruins.

3. Maria: I hate using lol so much.
Josh: just say lachrymatory instead.
Maria: okay hehe.
Josh: lachrymatory.

by Joey Paul September 11, 2018