Definitions by Joey Orgler

Goatssechsschyre 

The Ball-Shining capital of the world, it is a small Hamlet in northwestern England. It was first settled in the mid-to-late 13th century by the Zambian Reformists, a radical cult dedicated to the creation of Ball-Chowder. Ironically, the citizens of the town recognize a strict ban on Goatsex, the practice from which the it's name is derived.

Evan, I went on vacation to England over the break and saw a lot of cool stuff, but my parents wanted to go to some backwards hicktown called Goatssechsschyre. I hear all they do is eat Ball-Chowder...

Goatssechsschyre by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Rimjob 

Ironically, this is the act of sending a Russian Mountain Goat into celestial orbit.

The good citizens of Goatssechsschyre give a good Rimjob.

Rimjob by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Russian Mountain Goat 

Ironically, these are thoroughbred Horses.

I just had mad Goatsex with that Russian Mountain Goat, Seabiscuit.

Russian Mountain Goat by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Junior Fatu 

Used in reference to a "fat dick."

The wrestler Rikishi has a Junior Fatu.

Junior Fatu by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

fat dick 

Ironically, this refers to the launch equipment used in Goatsex.

I used a fat dick to have Goatsex with Seabiscut.

fat dick by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Seabiscut

A slang term for the endangered Russian Mountain Goat, a primary target of Goatsex.

Bindi gave a Korean BJ to Seabiscut's Junior Fatu.

Seabiscut by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Harlem Hangover 

The act of snorting a line of cocaine off the shaft of an African-American's erect penis.

Shaniqua, Dontrell's deek gave me such a Harlem Hangover!

Harlem Hangover by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007