17 definitions by Joey Orgler

Goatsex

Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.

I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.

by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007

Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.

Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.

by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007

Ball-Shining

The illegal process by which Ball Chowder is harvested.
Customarily, the village idiot, a senile man over the age of 90 will perform the biyearly ceremony. He masturbates into a mason jar, then, scrapes in all of the penile fungus he has developed by way of disregarding personal hygiene. The mixture is allowed to ferment for several decades, whereupon it is taste-tested and subsequently "graded." The largest importer and exporter of Ball Chowder is the nation of England, where the treat is created in every town and village. It is now a 674-Trillion Yen industry, exceeded only by the United States' imports of Saudi oil.

Have you ever had Ball Chowder from Goatssechsschyre, those peeps know Ball-Shining!

by Joey Orgler October 20, 2007

Ball Chowder

The gelatinous compound of Fromunda cheese and semen that is created when one masturbates excessively whilst disregarding personal hygiene. Commonly served atop crackers and crumpets in many of London's most prestigious dining establishments. Graded with names derived from several states in which it may be harvested, Spongy, Crusty or Damn Rotten, with correlating prices. It's sale and consumption has been disallowed in the United States, but "Ball-Shining" remains a common practice in the states of Alabama, Kentucky and Hawaii.

Have you ever dipped an Oreo in a hot bowl of Ball Chowder?

by Joey Orgler October 20, 2007

Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby

The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.

Holy Shit, my dad told me that I just ate a Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby!

by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007

Rimjob

Ironically, this is the act of sending a Russian Mountain Goat into celestial orbit.

The good citizens of Goatssechsschyre give a good Rimjob.

by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007

Russian Mountain Goat

Ironically, these are thoroughbred Horses.

I just had mad Goatsex with that Russian Mountain Goat, Seabiscuit.

by Joey Orgler October 21, 2007