Joey Orgler's definitions

Cambodian Showdown

An ancient and sacred ritual performed by two males for control of the tribe, or for fun in New York. It involves insertion of a large wooden chopstick exactly halfway down the urethra of the first contender. Next, the challenger inserts the remaining 1/2 into his own penis. From there, both men masturbate until one has shot the chopstick completely down the other's p-hole. Traditionally, the victor defecates on the losers chest.

Bill wanted to watch The Simpsons, but Haansehm wanted to watch House, so they had a Cambodian Showdown.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Seabiscut

A slang term for the endangered Russian Mountain Goat, a primary target of Goatsex.

Bindi gave a Korean BJ to Seabiscut's Junior Fatu.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Ball Chowder

The gelatinous compound of Fromunda cheese and semen that is created when one masturbates excessively whilst disregarding personal hygiene. Commonly served atop crackers and crumpets in many of London's most prestigious dining establishments. Graded with names derived from several states in which it may be harvested, Spongy, Crusty or Damn Rotten, with correlating prices. It's sale and consumption has been disallowed in the United States, but "Ball-Shining" remains a common practice in the states of Alabama, Kentucky and Hawaii.

Have you ever dipped an Oreo in a hot bowl of Ball Chowder?

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007

Russian Mountain Goat

Ironically, these are thoroughbred Horses.

I just had mad Goatsex with that Russian Mountain Goat, Seabiscuit.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Harlem Hangover

The act of snorting a line of cocaine off the shaft of an African-American's erect penis.

Shaniqua, Dontrell's deek gave me such a Harlem Hangover!

by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007

Junior Fatu

Used in reference to a "fat dick."

The wrestler Rikishi has a Junior Fatu.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby

The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.

Holy Shit, my dad told me that I just ate a Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby!

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007