Bindi

A term commonly attributed to asexual, genetic freaks who excel in the fields of mathematics and science. These person(s) do not make legitimate attempts to connect with the opposite sex throughout their lives', and consequently, often commit suicide in their early thirties in order to escape the stressful hell-hole that life has become without steady companionship.
Dude, Bill has become such a Bindi, he used to be so happy...
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
mugGet the Bindimug.

Goatsex

Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.
I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
mugGet the Goatsexmug.

Goatssechsschyre

The Ball-Shining capital of the world, it is a small Hamlet in northwestern England. It was first settled in the mid-to-late 13th century by the Zambian Reformists, a radical cult dedicated to the creation of Ball-Chowder. Ironically, the citizens of the town recognize a strict ban on Goatsex, the practice from which the it's name is derived.
Evan, I went on vacation to England over the break and saw a lot of cool stuff, but my parents wanted to go to some backwards hicktown called Goatssechsschyre. I hear all they do is eat Ball-Chowder...
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
mugGet the Goatssechsschyremug.

t3h b3wbz

Those big ass honkahs dat is attashed to da frun of evree bich n hoe in Ha'lem.
Did yall just see t3h b3wbz on dat HO? I could juss ****....
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
mugGet the t3h b3wbzmug.

Rimjob

Ironically, this is the act of sending a Russian Mountain Goat into celestial orbit.
The good citizens of Goatssechsschyre give a good Rimjob.
by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007
mugGet the Rimjobmug.

Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.
Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.
by Joey Orgler November 8, 2007
mugGet the Samoan Spikemug.

Ball Chowder

The gelatinous compound of Fromunda cheese and semen that is created when one masturbates excessively whilst disregarding personal hygiene. Commonly served atop crackers and crumpets in many of London's most prestigious dining establishments. Graded with names derived from several states in which it may be harvested, Spongy, Crusty or Damn Rotten, with correlating prices. It's sale and consumption has been disallowed in the United States, but "Ball-Shining" remains a common practice in the states of Alabama, Kentucky and Hawaii.
Have you ever dipped an Oreo in a hot bowl of Ball Chowder?
by Joey Orgler November 5, 2007
mugGet the Ball Chowdermug.

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