Joey's definitions

Corn Pimples

When one removes his meat sword from his partners fart tank- and discovers he has little beads of shit on his shaft. He now has Corn Pimples!

After getting my mud nut in this beotches ass- I realized her grippers had left little Corn Pimples on my dick.

by Joey November 25, 2003

sizandles

what gay ppl who think their black say to be funny (someone with this name must be a gay homo with no life or friends)...

yo, SizAndles??? wtf are you a moron...

by joey September 26, 2004

moner

When you wake up in the morning with a boner.

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.

by Joey April 12, 2003

B.A.N.F.

This Definition means Back alley nigger fuck. This is a word to be used when something bad happens to someone.

Man, You just got banfed

by Joey March 31, 2005

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.

Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.

by Joey April 5, 2005

Alkemyst

If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole.

KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!!

by Joey August 19, 2004

novell

The moron "skuzzi"s defintion says it is an operating system 'noone uses.' No, normal users don't do it, because Novell is a server OS, not an OS for users. It is made to handle network traffic and security.

Another idiot, "Cail" states that the user name "Novell" will get you in to any network...However, the truth is, "Novell" will only get him in to the network he uses @ his school. The only user name that comes preinstalled is "admin" which REQUIRES a password. The reason "Novell" is your login name is because the idiot administrator where you work/go to school has set that to be the username / password with unlimited concurrent connections. (you both are jackasses)

Damn, you shoulda read the definitions for "novell" on urbandictionary.com....People who don't know anything about computers/networking and have never done anything outside of the regular user realm really shouldn't try to define high end networking equipment/software.

by joey March 24, 2005