Joel TK's definitions

beerly legal

Adj.- A minor, posing as an adult (via fake ID), that can be considered "legal" regardless of actual age.

Dude #3- Isn't that Rick's sister? She's only 17.
Guy #2- She must be beerly legal if she's at the bar.
Dude #3- I'm gonna to try to bag her.
Rick- You guys are assholes.

by Joel TK September 2, 2005

Husker

n. A girl, typically 20 or more pounds over weight, that you are ashamed to tell your friends you nailed. 80% of girls in Nebraska are huskers.

Guy 1: What's the deal with Kim? I didn't realize she was a husker.
Guy 2: Why, did you nail her?
Guy 1: No!!!

by Joel TK May 31, 2005

starter butter

Another term for pre-cum.

You'll know when I'm done, that's just starter butter.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005

Randy

A person that hangs out with you alot, but is not a core member of your group. Short for random.

Guy 1: This party is kickin'. I'm going to try to nail a randy.
Guy 2: Good idea, that way it won't get back to Sheila.

by Joel TK July 16, 2008

nature clown

One who is naturally funny. Has or pertains to having mental retardation and/or autism.

Guy 1: Did you watch Life Goes On?
Guy 2: No. I am afraid of nature clowns.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005

beer die

A beer drinking game in which two teams (of one or two) sit at opposite ends of a table with their cups of beer in front of them, tossing a die. The object is to bounce it off the table so the other team doesn't catch it, or "sink" it into the opponents cup. Also known as Beer Guy.

I like beer die. I want to play beer die. I got fucked up playing beer die.

by Joel TK June 10, 2005

away game

To shit in a location that is unfamiliar to you. (i.e.- Friends house, public place, out-house).
Opposite of a home game.

If we don't hurry, I'm going to take an away game.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005