Joel TK's definitions

baby bag

Used to describe a freshly shaved scrotum.

Man 1: Hey Ron, what's new?
Ron: Just my baby bag, I'm do on set.

by Joel TK June 21, 2005

stitches

The area between your nuts and your asshole. See also knocka and taint.

Did you just lick my stitches? Don't try to kiss me!

by Joel TK June 21, 2005

beer die

A beer drinking game in which two teams (of one or two) sit at opposite ends of a table with their cups of beer in front of them, tossing a die. The object is to bounce it off the table so the other team doesn't catch it, or "sink" it into the opponents cup. Also known as Beer Guy.

I like beer die. I want to play beer die. I got fucked up playing beer die.

by Joel TK June 10, 2005

take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.

I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005

Brown Clown

n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.

I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.

by Joel TK June 26, 2005

carbon copy

n. A carbon copy (cc) is a person that has no personality and tries to emulate yours exactly. A.K.A.- the shadow, mini me, or twin brother from another mother.

Joel: Did you wear the same shirt as me so people know you're my carbon copy?
EJ: Yes.

by Joel TK May 31, 2005

away game

To shit in a location that is unfamiliar to you. (i.e.- Friends house, public place, out-house).
Opposite of a home game.

If we don't hurry, I'm going to take an away game.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005