Definitions by Joel TK

beer die 

A beer drinking game in which two teams (of one or two) sit at opposite ends of a table with their cups of beer in front of them, tossing a die. The object is to bounce it off the table so the other team doesn't catch it, or "sink" it into the opponents cup. Also known as Beer Guy.

I like beer die. I want to play beer die. I got fucked up playing beer die.

beer die by Joel TK June 10, 2005

carbon copy 

n. A carbon copy (cc) is a person that has no personality and tries to emulate yours exactly. A.K.A.- the shadow, mini me, or twin brother from another mother.

Joel: Did you wear the same shirt as me so people know you're my carbon copy?
EJ: Yes.

carbon copy by Joel TK May 31, 2005

Husker 

n. A girl, typically 20 or more pounds over weight, that you are ashamed to tell your friends you nailed. 80% of girls in Nebraska are huskers.

Guy 1: What's the deal with Kim? I didn't realize she was a husker.
Guy 2: Why, did you nail her?
Guy 1: No!!!

Husker by Joel TK May 31, 2005

Going to Brown U 

A sly way to inform someone you're going to shit.

Guy 1: Wanna catch a flick?
Guy 2: After I go to Brown U.

Going to Brown U by Joel TK May 29, 2005

nature clown 

One who is naturally funny. Has or pertains to having mental retardation and/or autism.

Guy 1: Did you watch Life Goes On?
Guy 2: No. I am afraid of nature clowns.

nature clown by Joel TK May 28, 2005

take a shantz 

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.

I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.

take a shantz by Joel TK May 28, 2005

50-50 

Game played when you are unsure if you're going to fart or shit. The probability is usually equal.

If you pull my finger, we'll play 50-50.

50-50 by Joel TK May 28, 2005