take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.
I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.
by Joel TK May 28, 2005
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carbon copy

n. A carbon copy (cc) is a person that has no personality and tries to emulate yours exactly. A.K.A.- the shadow, mini me, or twin brother from another mother.
Joel: Did you wear the same shirt as me so people know you're my carbon copy?
EJ: Yes.
by Joel TK May 31, 2005
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mount whateverest

Another way of saying whatever, but is bigger than just whatever.
Girl 1: You should be an editor for Urbandictionary.com
Girl 2: Mount whateverest!
by Joel TK May 28, 2005
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Husker

n. A girl, typically 20 or more pounds over weight, that you are ashamed to tell your friends you nailed. 80% of girls in Nebraska are huskers.
Guy 1: What's the deal with Kim? I didn't realize she was a husker.
Guy 2: Why, did you nail her?
Guy 1: No!!!
by Joel TK May 31, 2005
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50-50

Game played when you are unsure if you're going to fart or shit. The probability is usually equal.
If you pull my finger, we'll play 50-50.
by Joel TK May 28, 2005
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starter butter

You'll know when I'm done, that's just starter butter.
by Joel TK May 28, 2005
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beer die

A beer drinking game in which two teams (of one or two) sit at opposite ends of a table with their cups of beer in front of them, tossing a die. The object is to bounce it off the table so the other team doesn't catch it, or "sink" it into the opponents cup. Also known as Beer Guy.
I like beer die. I want to play beer die. I got fucked up playing beer die.
by Joel TK June 10, 2005
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