Joel TK's definitions

Randy

A person that hangs out with you alot, but is not a core member of your group. Short for random.

Guy 1: This party is kickin'. I'm going to try to nail a randy.
Guy 2: Good idea, that way it won't get back to Sheila.

by Joel TK July 16, 2008

home game

A shit taken at a usual location (i.e.-home, work, relatives house). The opposite of an away game.

Traffic sucked, I'm going to have a home game.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005

beerly legal

Adj.- A minor, posing as an adult (via fake ID), that can be considered "legal" regardless of actual age.

Dude #3- Isn't that Rick's sister? She's only 17.
Guy #2- She must be beerly legal if she's at the bar.
Dude #3- I'm gonna to try to bag her.
Rick- You guys are assholes.

by Joel TK September 2, 2005

Cum Hungry

Adj. Derscribes a person, male or female, that has an unsationable appetite for giving blow jobs.

Guy 1- Look at Shelly, she looks cum hungry.
Guy 2- What does that mean?
Guy 1-Read the definition above.

by Joel TK August 30, 2005

50-50

Game played when you are unsure if you're going to fart or shit. The probability is usually equal.

If you pull my finger, we'll play 50-50.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005

starter butter

Another term for pre-cum.

You'll know when I'm done, that's just starter butter.

by Joel TK May 28, 2005

Chubble

A metaphorical female boner.

I can't wait to see that movie, Brad Pitt gives me the biggest chubble.

by Joel TK July 15, 2008