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Definitions by Joel TK

A person that hangs out with you alot, but is not a core member of your group. Short for random.
Guy 1: This party is kickin'. I'm going to try to nail a randy.
Guy 2: Good idea, that way it won't get back to Sheila.
Randy by Joel TK July 16, 2008
I can't wait to see that movie, Brad Pitt gives me the biggest chubble.
Chubble by Joel TK July 15, 2008

beerly legal 

Adj.- A minor, posing as an adult (via fake ID), that can be considered "legal" regardless of actual age.
Dude #3- Isn't that Rick's sister? She's only 17.
Guy #2- She must be beerly legal if she's at the bar.
Dude #3- I'm gonna to try to bag her.
Rick- You guys are assholes.
beerly legal by Joel TK September 2, 2005

Cum Hungry 

Adj. Derscribes a person, male or female, that has an unsationable appetite for giving blow jobs.
Guy 1- Look at Shelly, she looks cum hungry.
Guy 2- What does that mean?
Guy 1-Read the definition above.
Cum Hungry by Joel TK August 30, 2005

Brown Clown 

n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.
I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.
Brown Clown by Joel TK June 26, 2005
Used to describe a freshly shaved scrotum.
Man 1: Hey Ron, what's new?
Ron: Just my baby bag, I'm do on set.
baby bag by Joel TK June 21, 2005

stitches 

The area between your nuts and your asshole. See also knocka and taint.
Did you just lick my stitches? Don't try to kiss me!
stitches by Joel TK June 21, 2005