Joel TK's definitions

Randy

A person that hangs out with you alot, but is not a core member of your group. Short for random.

Guy 1: This party is kickin'. I'm going to try to nail a randy.
Guy 2: Good idea, that way it won't get back to Sheila.

by Joel TK July 16, 2008

Chubble

A metaphorical female boner.

I can't wait to see that movie, Brad Pitt gives me the biggest chubble.

by Joel TK July 15, 2008

beerly legal

Adj.- A minor, posing as an adult (via fake ID), that can be considered "legal" regardless of actual age.

Dude #3- Isn't that Rick's sister? She's only 17.
Guy #2- She must be beerly legal if she's at the bar.
Dude #3- I'm gonna to try to bag her.
Rick- You guys are assholes.

by Joel TK September 2, 2005

Cum Hungry

Adj. Derscribes a person, male or female, that has an unsationable appetite for giving blow jobs.

Guy 1- Look at Shelly, she looks cum hungry.
Guy 2- What does that mean?
Guy 1-Read the definition above.

by Joel TK August 30, 2005

Brown Clown

n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.

I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.

by Joel TK June 26, 2005

stitches

The area between your nuts and your asshole. See also knocka and taint.

Did you just lick my stitches? Don't try to kiss me!

by Joel TK June 21, 2005

baby bag

Used to describe a freshly shaved scrotum.

Man 1: Hey Ron, what's new?
Ron: Just my baby bag, I'm do on set.

by Joel TK June 21, 2005