take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.

I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.

by Joel TK May 25, 2005

beer die

A beer drinking game in which two teams (of one or two) sit at opposite ends of a table with their cups of beer in front of them, tossing a die. The object is to bounce it off the table so the other team doesn't catch it, or "sink" it into the opponents cup. Also known as Beer Guy.

I like beer die. I want to play beer die. I got fucked up playing beer die.

by Joel TK June 04, 2005

Chubble

A metaphorical female boner.

I can't wait to see that movie, Brad Pitt gives me the biggest chubble.

by Joel TK May 25, 2005

beerly legal

Adj.- A minor, posing as an adult (via fake ID), that can be considered "legal" regardless of actual age.

Dude #3- Isn't that Rick's sister? She's only 17.
Guy #2- She must be beerly legal if she's at the bar.
Dude #3- I'm gonna to try to bag her.
Rick- You guys are assholes.

by Joel TK August 09, 2005

Brown Clown

n. Any amount of fecal matter that is funny enough to save and show your roommate.

I know I should have flushed, but that Brown Clown woulda drown.

by Joel TK June 11, 2005

nature clown

One who is naturally funny. Has or pertains to having mental retardation and/or autism.

Guy 1: Did you watch Life Goes On?
Guy 2: No. I am afraid of nature clowns.

by Joel TK May 25, 2005

home game

A shit taken at a usual location (i.e.-home, work, relatives house). The opposite of an away game.

Traffic sucked, I'm going to have a home game.

by Joel TK May 25, 2005