Definitions by Joel D. Parker

redeye 

1. Bad whiskey, usually rye for its red color, in the Old West.
2. The anal pore.

When we mooned the cops I gave them my redeye.

redeye by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006

slash

Deep South frathouse term meaning to throw up,

I drank so much of that cheap wine I had to slash.

slash by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006

stumpdick 

Often called "Stumpy," especially by girls referring to men with small penises. Sometimes a racist slur by blacks to non-Blacks, or by Blacks or Whites to Asians.

She dumped him because he was a stumpdick in the sack.

stumpdick by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006

booth bait

Very attractive girls placed in corporate exhibit booths as hostesses in high tech conventions and exhibitions, hired as consultants for the occasion to lure nerds into the booth.

The Tech Con this year is replete with booth bait up and down the main exhibit aisle.

booth bait by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006

deep-dish 

Embedded, or hardcore.

He's a deep-dish baseball fanatic.

deep-dish by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006

xantippe 

A shrewish wife. From Xantippe, the wife of Socrates.

e.g., Amazing how fast a new wife turns into a xantippe as soon as the honeymoon is over.

xantippe by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006

quadtwitcher 

Someone who constantly gesticulates the double quotation marks with the index and middle fingers of both hands while they talk.

The new lecturer in philosophy was such a quadtwitcher I thought he'd develop carpal tunnel.

quadtwitcher by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006