Joel D. Parker's definitions

redeye

1. Bad whiskey, usually rye for its red color, in the Old West.
2. The anal pore.

When we mooned the cops I gave them my redeye.

by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006

anagrammatique

A phrase composed of a palindrome or other anagram denoting a special double entendre.

The Elvis biographers didn't realize they were using an anagrammatique when they wrote about "Elvis' levis."

by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006

frog's hair

Southernism for something very sparse or fine. Term given to the very fine blades of grass that ring the green in golf. Hence the phrase, "Fine as frog's hair."

I thought I was on the green but I was only in the frog's hair.

by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006

OBE

Overcome By Events, used to designate dead projects that were overwhelmed and defeated.

I had high hopes for this project on Monday, but it was OBE by Thursday.

by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006

deep-dish

Embedded, or hardcore.

He's a deep-dish baseball fanatic.

by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006

stumpdick

Often called "Stumpy," especially by girls referring to men with small penises. Sometimes a racist slur by blacks to non-Blacks, or by Blacks or Whites to Asians.

She dumped him because he was a stumpdick in the sack.

by Joel D. Parker September 27, 2006

spinakimbo

Twirling in circles with arms outstretched.

The whirling dervishes in Morocco can spinakimbo for hours.

by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006