Definitions by JoeNJ2

Philliterate

1. Any common street thug hailing from Philadelphia that cannot speak or debate without peppering the conversation with words such as asshole,fuck,jerkoff,pussy etc.

"Duhh you don't know what yer talkn about jerkoff pussy...fuck off aysehole" Philliterate.

Philliterate by JoeNJ2 January 25, 2012

assholitis 

An occasional,sometimes chronic sickness caused by an excessive daily overabundance of contact with assholes. Usually in the workplace,but can come from many sources including traffic and local surroundings.

I seem to have come down with a touch of assholitis today.

assholitis by JoeNJ2 January 11, 2012

holidaliens 

The masses of extra humanity thrust upon the earth around the holidays that jam up highways and parking lots etc yet are not seen the rest of the year.

A weeks worth of traffic jams instead of just the day before Thanksgiving...really? Must be the holidaliens.

holidaliens by JoeNJ2 November 22, 2011

pre-guilt 

The guilt your fucking wife tries laying the foundation for before you even do anything.

"If you're going to go fishing next weekend instead of going out with me then I guess I know where your priorities are then"...etc etc. pre-guilt

pre-guilt by JoeNJ2 November 20, 2011

Friend Drop Syndrome 

The negative sensation one encounters upon discovering their Facebook friend numbers dropping.

Another one? Friend Drop Syndrome.

Friend Drop Syndrome by JoeNJ2 October 26, 2011

noise day 

Otherwise known as Memorial Day,but in Philly they love their obnoxious noise so it's a day for them to ring in scummer.

Well it's noise day again.

noise day by JoeNJ2 October 25, 2011

commercial conspiracy 

The phenomenon where no matter what channel you change to they ALL have commercials on at the same time!

200+ channels on cable and they ALL have commercials on at the same time?? commercial conspiracy

commercial conspiracy by JoeNJ2 September 28, 2011