JoeNJ2's definitions

Phillyspeak

A kind of rambling inbred verbage that only people in the Philly/PA/South Jersey metro area understand among their cliques.

"i was u wanna know why.....so gay (he was really gay) asshole (and he was really an asshole) drank one of mine,,,,and i was pissed then he went in the fridge and drank 1/2 another one....so i didnt even have one because i gave my friend half :( so i just drank beer and made them drive me home like 2ish becuase i was beat! so i was very well bahaved!!" ~Phillyspeak

by JoeNJ2 September 13, 2010

Pennsylvania

A state in which the local residents like to blame outsiders for the problems of their state when it's the lacks of education and discipline of the youth that cause most of the problems.

No honey it's you ignorant tools that sprout your own crime here in Pennsylvania.

by JoeNJ2 May 6, 2011

bar-b-tude

The frustration and attitude that comes from cooking on a grill.

What bar-b-tude...why do we even bother grilling each year?

by JoeNJ2 July 6, 2011

Universal Bathroom Time

10a.m. in most offices when everyone seems to head to the bathrooms filling up all the stalls etc.

What is this,Universal Bathroom Time?

by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011

guilt seat

The seat you finally get on a crowded bus or restaurant waiting area,than a handicapped or old person comes in and you then feel obligated to give that seat up.

Guilt seat

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

levels of impossibility

The level between a man and a woman he possibly may desire.

I most likely can't get her...1)She's got a better job than me, 2)She's too good looking, 3)She's married, 4)She just had a baby. Those are the levels of impossibility I'd have to get through to even get her attention.

by JoeNJ2 July 7, 2011

Rumblescum

n. Any greasers who have to own a loud,unmuffled vehicle or bike and idle wherever possible.

Well it's the weekend here in summer/fall and out come the Rumblescum.

by JoeNJ2 September 28, 2013