Lottirony

When checking your lottery ticket,the numbers that come up are the ones just before or after the ones on your ticket.

Oh f you,the numbers right next to the ones I picked. Lottirony.

by JoeNJ2 June 24, 2011

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noise day

Otherwise known as Memorial Day,but in Philly they love their obnoxious noise so it's a day for them to ring in scummer.

Well it's noise day again.

by JoeNJ2 October 25, 2011

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Not quite agoraphobia,the sense of discomfort of being surrounded by assholes.

I don't think I have agoraphobia as much as assholaphobia.

by JoeNJ2 August 27, 2012

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The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

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n. Any greasers who have to own a loud,unmuffled vehicle or bike and idle wherever possible.

Well it's the weekend here in summer/fall and out come the Rumblescum.

by JoeNJ2 September 28, 2013

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A moment by which you just realized you forgot something.

Dammit I forgot to use that coupon for a million dollars off! Dammit moment.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

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A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.

A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

by JoeNJ2 May 05, 2011

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