assholaphobia

Not quite agoraphobia,the sense of discomfort of being surrounded by assholes.

I don't think I have agoraphobia as much as assholaphobia.

by JoeNJ2 June 07, 2012

Dragon

A bro that occupies the whole weight section and mirror at a gym.

I went to the gym again but there was a dragon right in the area I had to go.

by JoeNJ2 January 24, 2021

philly

A city that's pretty much like a prison,being that there's nothin but tattooed freaks breathing down your neck everywhere you go.

philly is like a prison

by JoeNJ2 May 02, 2011

Asshole Merge

n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.

I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

PA Drivers

n. Drivers in the southeastern region of Pennsylvania,particularly in the suburbs of Philadelphia who are involved in numerous accidents daily due to their leadfootedness yet their slowheadedness.

"Another accident on Route 202"

PA Drivers

by JoeNJ2 March 31, 2011

professional shitters

The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.

Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?

by JoeNJ2 February 26, 2011

Friend Drop Syndrome

The negative sensation one encounters upon discovering their Facebook friend numbers dropping.

Another one? Friend Drop Syndrome.

by JoeNJ2 October 27, 2011