Joe Smith 2's definitions

nascar

NASCAR:gNarly
Awesome
Speed and Competetion when
Cars
Are
Racing

anti NASCAR heckler:NASCAR is fuckin lame man dumb ass redneck sport where jackasses get paid too much to drive around in circles for 3 1/2 hours, it's not a sport neither "NFL" "MLB" "NHL" THOSE are sports

me to anti NASCAR heckler:(i kick him very swiftly in the nut's) "DOES IT SUCK NOW ASSHOLE!?!?"

by Joe Smith 2 August 20, 2007

maroon 5

a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted

Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")

by Joe Smith 2 August 9, 2007

the golden girls

a tv sitcom ran from 1985 to 1992 on NBC feauting a 4 old single women who lived toghether when it comes to the thinking of cynic minds "AREN'T LESBIANS" characters whimsical mother Sophia Petrillo, Uptight sometimes whimsical daughter Dorothy Zbornak, dim-witted but endearing Rose Nylund, Slutty Blanche Devereux

Sophia Petrillo was played by Estelle Getty
Dorothy Zbornak was played by Bea Arthur
Rose Nylund was played by Betty White
Blanche Devereux was played by Rue McClanahan

also Reruns of the Golden Girls have been playing on TV Channel Lifetime since the mid '90's

by Joe Smith 2 August 26, 2007

JBL

a ugly gay professional wrestler in the WWE, who's a loud mouth pissant

JBL's Tag team parter Ron "Farroqq" Simmons to JBL:JBL your a Dick............."DAMN!!!".

by Joe Smith 2 January 7, 2008

Tubs

Tubs is a slang term i coined for a woman with big boobs

(Didn't actually happen)I'm window shopping at a Wal-mart i come across a brunette haired woman with a well endowed bussom who's wearing a cleavage-bearing shirt, in the magazine section looking at magazines, me:those are some nice tubs you got yourself there m'am, woman:i beg your pardon?!?!, me:"tubs" it's my word for a chick with a big rack...."like you" woman:(slap's me in my face and call's me a perverted asshole"said it while she slapped my face" and in a hastily&miffed manner walks away with her cart)

by Joe Smith 2 January 7, 2008

smoking

smoking is bad for your health but it's an adult decision and with assistance quitable, i'll admit that i'm a semi-smoking fetishist i like seeing a decent to good looking chick puffing away on a butt

me to friend: hey bro see that chick over there on that bench puffin on that cig, she's givin' me a boner
friend:why
me: cause i like seeing good lookin girls smoking
friend:bro thats kinda twisted
me:dirrent strokes for diffrent folks
friend: whatever
me: in fact im gonna get up the guts to go sit by her
me: m'am is it o.k. if i sit by you
chick: o.k.

by Joe Smith 2 August 12, 2007

duncan sheik

duncan sheik is a folk-pop singer who's music is pretty good

Duncan Sheik is mostly know for 1997 hit "Barely Breathing" and 2002 lesser known hit "On a High"

by Joe Smith 2 August 21, 2007