Tool

3 Diffrent meanings

1.Sears department stores are the exclusive seller's of Craftsman tool's(Tool: wrench, saw, screwdrivers, etc.)

2.a Man or Woman who's a dipshit

3.a Shitty-annoying ass rock band fronted by a buttface named Maynard James Keenan

Tool has 3 diff meanings

by Joe Smith 2 January 14, 2008

maroon 5

a shitty band and adam levine is "TOTALLY!!!" Closeted

Maroon 5 are as annoying as Hanson and Aqua-(1HW's know for 97 technoshit hit "Barbie girl")

by Joe Smith 2 August 08, 2007

smoking

smoking is bad for your health but it's an adult decision and with assistance quitable, i'll admit that i'm a semi-smoking fetishist i like seeing a decent to good looking chick puffing away on a butt

me to friend: hey bro see that chick over there on that bench puffin on that cig, she's givin' me a boner
friend:why
me: cause i like seeing good lookin girls smoking
friend:bro thats kinda twisted
me:dirrent strokes for diffrent folks
friend: whatever
me: in fact im gonna get up the guts to go sit by her
me: m'am is it o.k. if i sit by you
chick: o.k.

by Joe Smith 2 August 10, 2007

JBL

a ugly gay professional wrestler in the WWE, who's a loud mouth pissant

JBL's Tag team parter Ron "Farroqq" Simmons to JBL:JBL your a Dick............."DAMN!!!".

by Joe Smith 2 December 17, 2007

Tubs

Tubs is a slang term i coined for a woman with big boobs

(Didn't actually happen)I'm window shopping at a Wal-mart i come across a brunette haired woman with a well endowed bussom who's wearing a cleavage-bearing shirt, in the magazine section looking at magazines, me:those are some nice tubs you got yourself there m'am, woman:i beg your pardon?!?!, me:"tubs" it's my word for a chick with a big rack...."like you" woman:(slap's me in my face and call's me a perverted asshole"said it while she slapped my face" and in a hastily&miffed manner walks away with her cart)

by Joe Smith 2 December 17, 2007

gwen stefani

a hot bitch who i'd like to spear

"Her Music suck's big-time Though"

if i'd ever see gwen stefani i'd Go Vanilla Ice on her and yell @ "HEY GWEN!!! LOSE THE ZERO(Gavin Rossdale) AND GET WIF DA HERO!

by Joe Smith 2 January 14, 2008

plain white t's

plain white t's are a sh!tty-@ss sounding emo band

Plain White T's CD's should ONLY be used for coaster's or gun range shooting

by Joe Smith 2 August 14, 2007