Joe Smith's definitions

taper

n. v. Someone who, often clandestinely will use microphone(s) on clothing, rigs etc. to record and disseminate live concerts, attractions

"Hey, my taper friends got the latest Harper show, do you want the shin?"

by Joe Smith March 9, 2003

The Wayne Cut

the haircut given to all asian males...instantly obtained after sleeping on the right side of ur face and constantly going to school without brushing it at all

Greg: Hey Jesse! Do you want to do something today?
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite

by joe smith May 13, 2005

twinkle toes

An effeminate homosexual male; a fairy.

"Grow a pair of balls you twinkle toes cocksucker."

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

nigga beats

songs that are made by my african brothers

Songs that encompass the african heritage along with some bass noise. An example would be Milkshake, Jay-Z, Tupac, Nelly, etc. etc. As you can see these "beats" are part of normal society

by Joe Smith February 9, 2004

frog himself

The coolest dad on earth that runs shit in the abode amidst the bottles of jack daniels and roller derby friday's.

The frog himself is a real man cause he takes care of his responsibilities even though he wants to run for the hills.

by joe smith January 27, 2004

Canada

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.

America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!

by Joe Smith December 4, 2003

dansux

someone who sucks at life...really badly

that noob is a dansux

by Joe Smith March 26, 2005