Joe Smith's definitions

hodge

a crazy growth in the groinal area first seen by colonal jaspal in the korean war

i have this crazy hodge growing on my balls

by joe smith February 10, 2004

Taco Salad

The act of using salad dressing (or any oil based food) as lube for anal sex.

Ardis couldnt find any lube, so she grabbed some ranch dressing, and Jeff gave her a Taco Salad.

by Joe Smith April 15, 2005

magic underwear

Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots

Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.

by Joe Smith January 14, 2005

The Wayne Cut

the haircut given to all asian males...instantly obtained after sleeping on the right side of ur face and constantly going to school without brushing it at all

Greg: Hey Jesse! Do you want to do something today?
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite

by joe smith May 13, 2005

nigga beats

songs that are made by my african brothers

Songs that encompass the african heritage along with some bass noise. An example would be Milkshake, Jay-Z, Tupac, Nelly, etc. etc. As you can see these "beats" are part of normal society

by Joe Smith February 9, 2004

twinkle toes

An effeminate homosexual male; a fairy.

"Grow a pair of balls you twinkle toes cocksucker."

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

frog himself

The coolest dad on earth that runs shit in the abode amidst the bottles of jack daniels and roller derby friday's.

The frog himself is a real man cause he takes care of his responsibilities even though he wants to run for the hills.

by joe smith January 27, 2004