Definitions by Joe Smiff
Fadunkadunk
When a person is on the receiving end of large tits slamming hard and true on their skull during intercourse, with the comical delivery of a Fred Quimby Tom and Jerry skit.
I woke up in hospital after pulling a nine pinter at the dancing, the last thing i remember was that she was on top and the last thing i heard was fadunkadunk
Fadunkadunk by Joe Smiff January 27, 2024
In up to the apricots
I was in up to the apricots last night, Mindy let out a huge fart after, we both laughed then I went and made the dinner.
In up to the apricots by Joe Smiff October 20, 2023
Cringe wanker
Entitled or narcissistic individuals who film bizarre and deperate acts in the hope for validation from strangers on social media. This normally comes at the expense of invading the privacy and personal space of innocent people.
Cringe wanker by Joe Smiff October 11, 2023
Gammon oil
The fuel that keeps the Brexit light burning and the delusion that the United Kingdom has the same economic leverage, global relevance and political integrity as the rest of the developed world.
No leverage, no relevance, just the a tank half full of gammon oil fueling a floundering united kingdom spiraling down the council gritter.
Gammon oil by Joe Smiff September 10, 2023
Brexit third-country status woes
Any new negative consequence of post-Brexit Britain's third country status. From school kids being trapped for 14 hours on buses at Dover to the general decline in quality of life that UK citizens share under a conservative government.
Geriatric Tory confuses herself over her third-country national status as the UK is no longer a member of the EU and France has no obligation to pander to the UK's Brexit third-country status woes over issues like the delayed Dover crossings.
Brexit third-country status woes by Joe Smiff April 3, 2023
Colonic death grip
The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.
Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.
Colonic death grip by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022
The Great British I.Q test of 2016
In 2016 the UK government conducted "The Great British i.Q test of 2016" under the name of Brexit. The national census was designed to gauge the intellect of the general public through a vote to leave the EU. Some of the nationals came better off than others including Scotland and Northern Ireland who passed but England and Wales scores sealed the UK's fate.
The government at the time, the Conservative party led by David Cameron ended up miscalculating the final outcome believing nobody would be retarded enough to vote for the kind of damage on a magnitude that would likely destroy and dissolve the United Kingdom.
The government at the time, the Conservative party led by David Cameron ended up miscalculating the final outcome believing nobody would be retarded enough to vote for the kind of damage on a magnitude that would likely destroy and dissolve the United Kingdom.
Mate, I totally regret voting in the Great British I.Q test of 2016, I've got a criminal record and I'm barred from entering the EU. I can't come with you to Benidorm or see our team Millwall play that friendly with AC Milan at the San Siro.
The Great British I.Q test of 2016 by Joe Smiff January 24, 2022