Joe Smiff's definitions
I was in up to the apricots last night, Mindy let out a huge fart after, we both laughed then I went and made the dinner.
by Joe Smiff October 20, 2023
Get the In up to the apricotsmug. When a person is on the receiving end of large tits slamming hard and true on their skull during intercourse, with the comical delivery of a Fred Quimby Tom and Jerry skit.
I woke up in hospital after pulling a nine pinter at the dancing, the last thing i remember was that she was on top and the last thing i heard was fadunkadunk
by Joe Smiff January 27, 2024
Get the Fadunkadunkmug. Any new negative consequence of post-Brexit Britain's third country status. From school kids being trapped for 14 hours on buses at Dover to the general decline in quality of life that UK citizens share under a conservative government.
Geriatric Tory confuses herself over her third-country national status as the UK is no longer a member of the EU and France has no obligation to pander to the UK's Brexit third-country status woes over issues like the delayed Dover crossings.
by Joe Smiff April 3, 2023
Get the Brexit third-country status woesmug. The masterful kung-fu act of suppressing a giant mud rock into a deep slumber using only a well-disciplined sphyncter.
Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.
by Joe Smiff September 6, 2022
Get the Colonic death gripmug. An event where the only person engaged with the music is the DJ or band, while the audience chooses to film the experience instead of being fully present in the moment.
Went to this weird club last night where the cringy DJs were the only people dancing. Everybody was on their phone, no vibe, souless atmosphere, a total cunt gathering.
by Joe Smiff October 17, 2024
Get the Cunt Gatheringmug. The fuel that keeps the Brexit light burning and the delusion that the United Kingdom has the same economic leverage, global relevance and political integrity as the rest of the developed world.
No leverage, no relevance, just the a tank half full of gammon oil fueling a floundering united kingdom spiraling down the council gritter.
by Joe Smiff September 10, 2023
Get the Gammon oilmug. Officially the worst place in the United Kingdom if your anyone other than a flag shagging, reform party skinhead.
by Joe Smiff July 14, 2024
Get the Clacton-on-Seamug.