I was in up to the apricots last night, Mindy let out a huge fart after, we both laughed then I went and made the dinner.
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When the brand deals dry up and she starts posting ‘sleeping prank’ videos fully glammed in makeup whilst pretending to be fast asleep, that’s pure cringicism.
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Had a prawn and boiled egg vindaloo last night and its playing up with my guts, luckily I managed to summon a colonic death grip to avoid shitting myself in Asda.
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No leverage, no relevance, just the a tank half full of gammon oil fueling a floundering united kingdom spiraling down the council gritter.
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I woke up in hospital after pulling a nine pinter at the dancing, the last thing i remember was that she was on top and the last thing i heard was fadunkadunk
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