Joe Salone's definitions
I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.
by Joe Salone October 18, 2010
Get the masturbatory knittingmug. A skinny Venezuelan girl that you take home drunk, only to find out the next morning that she's butt ugly.
I thought I was so fucking smooth last night, but I must have been wasted because this morning my present was a Venezuelan hand grenade.
by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
Get the venezuelan hand grenademug. An atheist who is just as blindly sure there is no God, as the religious people are blindly sure there is one. Not to be confused with an agnostic, who thinks humans are incapable of knowing for sure what's really out there.
I was talking to this Faitheist recently and he was so damn sure his views were the right ones that he reminded me of an evangelical christian. Check your ego homie, you don't know shit.
by Joe Salone December 29, 2010
Get the Faitheistmug. Dude, the people that work at that Chinese place up the street are some serious Chinese Mexicans. It seems like they are working there all the time!
by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
Get the Chinese Mexicanmug. Dude, I was banging this tiny little Japanese girl, and I didn't even know she was a Japanese astronaut. She was basically begging for me to fuck her in her ass. What? Of course I did it.
by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
Get the japanese astronautmug. Mexican tin foot happens when you work a double shift and your feet feel like they are made of metal afterward.
by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
Get the Mexican tin footmug. The recommended amount of penis a woman should have daily to avoid the symptoms of depression, anxiety, and low self esteem.
I noticed that Jane had been a bit down in the dumps recently, so I gave her a dose of dick. It cheered her right up!
by Joe Salone December 22, 2010
Get the Dose of dickmug.