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masturbatory knitting

When you decide to enter a period of celibacy, and take up knitting to fill the void in your life.
I know this girl who recently decided to lay of the sex for a while, but she uses masturbatory knitting to relieve stress and pass the time in bed.
by Joe Salone October 18, 2010
mugGet the masturbatory knittingmug.

venezuelan hand grenade

A skinny Venezuelan girl that you take home drunk, only to find out the next morning that she's butt ugly.
I thought I was so fucking smooth last night, but I must have been wasted because this morning my present was a Venezuelan hand grenade.
by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
mugGet the venezuelan hand grenademug.

Faitheist

An atheist who is just as blindly sure there is no God, as the religious people are blindly sure there is one. Not to be confused with an agnostic, who thinks humans are incapable of knowing for sure what's really out there.
I was talking to this Faitheist recently and he was so damn sure his views were the right ones that he reminded me of an evangelical christian. Check your ego homie, you don't know shit.
by Joe Salone December 29, 2010
mugGet the Faitheistmug.

Chinese Mexican

Dude, the people that work at that Chinese place up the street are some serious Chinese Mexicans. It seems like they are working there all the time!
by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
mugGet the Chinese Mexicanmug.

japanese astronaut

A Japanese woman (or man) who really, really, really enjoys anal sex.
Dude, I was banging this tiny little Japanese girl, and I didn't even know she was a Japanese astronaut. She was basically begging for me to fuck her in her ass. What? Of course I did it.
by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
mugGet the japanese astronautmug.

Mexican tin foot

Mexican tin foot happens when you work a double shift and your feet feel like they are made of metal afterward.
Dude, I'm gonna have to work 14 hours today, I'll probably end up with Mexican tin foot.
by Joe Salone September 22, 2010
mugGet the Mexican tin footmug.

Dose of dick

The recommended amount of penis a woman should have daily to avoid the symptoms of depression, anxiety, and low self esteem.
I noticed that Jane had been a bit down in the dumps recently, so I gave her a dose of dick. It cheered her right up!
by Joe Salone December 22, 2010
mugGet the Dose of dickmug.

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