Joe Bone's definitions

co-hog

an unattractive co-ed; a co-ed that resembles a pig.

not to be confused with cohog, see quahog, a type of mollusk

"Yo I would rather lose my left nut than have to look at one more co-hog."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

fudgie

a tourist, typically middle-aged and often overweight, who enjoys fudge and similar confections, especially in places like Mackinac Island Michigan or Door County Wisconsin.

"My God, Clark, you almost ran over that fudgie."

by Joe Bone April 1, 2005

blotch

Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)

Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

ya hey

OK, yes, or hello in Minnesota/Wisconsin speak. From German "Ja".

Stosh: "Ya hey dere, Otto."
Otto: "Ya hey."

Lars: "You like hot dish?"
Sven: "Ya hey!"

by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

shoyt

World War II era derogatory expression for persons of Japanese ancestry; an acronym for "screaming horde of yellow tyranny."

These goddamned shoyts are giving me a pain in my ass.

by Joe Bone March 22, 2005

hi-de-hi

Signature greeting offered by South Park's Mr. Hanky, a small brown turd who articulates the true meaning of Christmas.

Mr. Hanky: "Hi-de-hi!"

Onlooker: "Oh my god, what is that?"

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

whitesnake

1. excellent metal band founded in late 70's by former Deep Purple member David Coverdale.

2. penis

1. "Crank up the Whitesnake, bubba!"

2. "Sit on my whitesnake, sweetcheeks!"

by Joe Bone March 17, 2005