Definitions by Joe Bone

two acres 

sore testicles, typically after farmwork

Farmer: "I been plowing that field all week; now I've got two acres."-- stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them crap.

two acres by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

royhead 

A human head with a very large posterior lobe; typically a sign of great intelligence.

Get a load of the royhead on that guy.

royhead by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

pink and green

A female devotee of Lily Pulitzer type apparel, often found at snooty upscale colleges, especially in the South.

"It sure was funny seeing that "pink and green" puking her brains out last night."

pink and green by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

antler job 

Mutual oral sex, commonly referred to as "69", performed while driving a car with one's partner's legs sticking out of the sun roof or T-top.

Damn, baby, how about an antler job?

antler job by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

sacajawea

a scrotum, or "nutsack"

Ouch!- I sat down wrong and hurt my sacajawea.

sacajawea by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

barn dance 

A party, or mixer, typically at a women's college, at which there is an abundance of unattractive females.

"Let's blow this barn dance and go find some women."

barn dance by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

Hzzzz...

1. (noun) A large yeti-like creature in "The Phantom" comic strip, who only says one thing: "hzzzz...".

2. (exclamation) An utterance, signifying that one possibly likes something, but is not sure.

3. (exclamation) An utterance, signifying that one possibly dislikes something, but is not sure.

Joe: "Look at the tits on that one!"
Jim: "Bag the face."
Hzzzz: "hzzzz..."

Hzzzz... by Joe Bone March 7, 2005