Joe Bone's definitions

pig party

A cruel event, typically in a college setting, at which the gentlemen compete to see who can attend with the ugliest date.

Damn, I could have won $100 if only that guy hadn't shown up with the retarded kid from the grocery.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

shoyt

World War II era derogatory expression for persons of Japanese ancestry; an acronym for "screaming horde of yellow tyranny."

These goddamned shoyts are giving me a pain in my ass.

by Joe Bone March 22, 2005

hi-de-hi

Signature greeting offered by South Park's Mr. Hanky, a small brown turd who articulates the true meaning of Christmas.

Mr. Hanky: "Hi-de-hi!"

Onlooker: "Oh my god, what is that?"

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

pie

A female, or female sex organ, as in "pussy pie".

Dude let's go get us some pie.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

service her account

provide sex to an uninteresting partner

"Yeah I may have to service her account just to get her to leave."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

potato skin

1. A fine appetizer served at a fern bar; the potato skin is filled with potato, cheese, bacon and/or chives, with a side of sour cream.

2. a blanket or wrap worn by a couch potato.

1. "mmmmmmmmm..., potato skins."

2. "I just wrapped my ass in my potato skin and watched game shows all morning."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

headlights

1. oversized diamond earrings

2. oversized female breasts, see hooters

1. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

2. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

by Joe Bone March 14, 2005