dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

shish kebob

A collection of students of various ethnic backgrounds; not necessarily a pejorative expression.

All my friends are shish kebobs; they rule the math club.

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005

that dog is barking

1. your stock is a loser and needs to be sold.

2. that unattractive woman is talking too much.

3. in a football wager, an underdog team is an attractive bet due to the overly favorable pointspread.

1. "Dude that dog is barking. Get out while you still have something left."

2. Dude that dog is barking. Tell that bitch to shut up."

3. "Eagles getting six? That dog is barking at me bro."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

Gut Buster

a fully loaded deep-dish pizza slice, popular at college pizzerias throughout the midwest.

Six beers, two gut busters and a blunt; no wonder she horked.

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005

dago T

a sleeveless mens undershirt, apparently popular with men of Italian descent, sometimes called a Dago Tee

"Dats a nice look ya got dere wit dat dago T, Tony."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

hi-de-hi

Signature greeting offered by South Park's Mr. Hanky, a small brown turd who articulates the true meaning of Christmas.

Mr. Hanky: "Hi-de-hi!"

Onlooker: "Oh my god, what is that?"

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

hit the felt

1. To gamble, generally at a table game in a casino.

2. To pass out at said table game.

1. "Yee-ha Vegas! Let's hit the felt!"

2. "After drinking Cuervo all day, that bitch hit the felt and had to be dragged back to her room."

by Joe Bone April 12, 2005