antler job

Mutual oral sex, commonly referred to as "69", performed while driving a car with one's partner's legs sticking out of the sun roof or T-top.

Damn, baby, how about an antler job?

by Joe Bone March 07, 2005

shish kebob

A collection of students of various ethnic backgrounds; not necessarily a pejorative expression.

All my friends are shish kebobs; they rule the math club.

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005

that dog is barking

1. your stock is a loser and needs to be sold.

2. that unattractive woman is talking too much.

3. in a football wager, an underdog team is an attractive bet due to the overly favorable pointspread.

1. "Dude that dog is barking. Get out while you still have something left."

2. Dude that dog is barking. Tell that bitch to shut up."

3. "Eagles getting six? That dog is barking at me bro."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

snapper

An Irish Catholic. (also, mackerel snapper)

That wake was nothing but snappers.

by Joe Bone March 08, 2005

beef boner

1. a butcher or meatcutter; a member of the Beef Boners union.

2. an erect penis.

1. My father is a proud beef boner.

2. My father has a proud beef boner.

by Joe Bone March 22, 2005

ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

by Joe Bone March 24, 2005