Definitions by Joe Bone

shavetail 

A shaved pussy, or a woman with same.

Damn, get a load of that shavetail!

shavetail by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

monkey pie 

A very ugly face, typically fat.

"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."

monkey pie by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

sausage soup 

A hot tub or swimming pool filled only with men.

Damn, bro, sausage soup again. Let's go find some pie.

sausage soup by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

pig party

A cruel event, typically in a college setting, at which the gentlemen compete to see who can attend with the ugliest date.

Damn, I could have won $100 if only that guy hadn't shown up with the retarded kid from the grocery.

pig party by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

pie 

A female, or female sex organ, as in "pussy pie".

Dude let's go get us some pie.

pie by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

too much ham for two eggs 

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

too much ham for two eggs by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

women's

Rural or black slang for female genitalia.

I likes lookin at women's.

women's by Joe Bone March 7, 2005