Joe Bone's definitions

burgermeister

An adept outdoor chef; typically a master of exemplary hamburgers and related fare, often in a tailgate setting.

Dude, yo is da Burgermeister!

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

chop

In poker, to split the pot when two players have identical hands. Sometimes agreed to voluntarily by the big and small blind when there are no other bettors. Also used when two or more players agree to split the prize money at the end of a poker tournament.

Player 1: "Chop?"
Player 2: "Sure."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

antler job

Mutual oral sex, commonly referred to as "69", performed while driving a car with one's partner's legs sticking out of the sun roof or T-top.

Damn, baby, how about an antler job?

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

dago T

a sleeveless mens undershirt, apparently popular with men of Italian descent, sometimes called a Dago Tee

"Dats a nice look ya got dere wit dat dago T, Tony."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

chip

to donate money, typically for beer

If we get six more guys to chip, we can have Budweiser instead of Falstaff.

That douchebag never chips.

by Joe Bone March 17, 2005

unabomber

also refers to young poker star Phil Laak, who has appeared on World Poker Tour, for his uncanny resemblance to the early composite sketches of the real Unabomber.

The unabomber rolled on the floor like an assclown after winning a big pot.

by Joe Bone April 13, 2005

coconut

1. an african-american -- source, any Chicago cop

2. someone of any race with a very large head, or

3. his head

4. Coconuts= big balls, courage.

"Look at the coconut on that coconut."

"Dude you got coconuts."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005