Joe Bone's definitions

rhubarb

A dispute or fight in baseball, often escalating to a bench-clearing brawl.

Also can refer to the aftermath of a bad call from an umpire.

A fracas.

Zim got caught up in that rhubarb last night; I always knew he had a plate in his head.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

chop

In poker, to split the pot when two players have identical hands. Sometimes agreed to voluntarily by the big and small blind when there are no other bettors. Also used when two or more players agree to split the prize money at the end of a poker tournament.

Player 1: "Chop?"
Player 2: "Sure."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005

coconut

1. an african-american -- source, any Chicago cop

2. someone of any race with a very large head, or

3. his head

4. Coconuts= big balls, courage.

"Look at the coconut on that coconut."

"Dude you got coconuts."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

chip

to donate money, typically for beer

If we get six more guys to chip, we can have Budweiser instead of Falstaff.

That douchebag never chips.

by Joe Bone March 17, 2005

unabomber

also refers to young poker star Phil Laak, who has appeared on World Poker Tour, for his uncanny resemblance to the early composite sketches of the real Unabomber.

The unabomber rolled on the floor like an assclown after winning a big pot.

by Joe Bone April 13, 2005

royhead

A human head with a very large posterior lobe; typically a sign of great intelligence.

Get a load of the royhead on that guy.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005