Definitions by Joe Bone

barnburner

An especially exciting sporting event such as a football or basketball game, typified by back and forth scoring and a great finish.

Dad: "Damn, that game was a barnburner!"

Joe: "What the hell are you talking about, old man?"

barnburner by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

goob

a female newbie, as in "girl noob"

Overheard on Halo online: "What are you goobs about 13 years old? Beat it."

goob by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

service her account 

provide sex to an uninteresting partner

"Yeah I may have to service her account just to get her to leave."

service her account by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

lay chili 

1. Lay chilly, as in wait, be cool.

2. Lay chili, as in to party very hard.

3. Lay chili, as in serious defecation after partying hard; beer shits.

1. "Dude, lay chilly; I don't wanna get my ass kicked"

2. "Dude, I'm gonna lay some chili tonight, yace-ah"

3. "Aw dude, I have got to lay chili right now or there is gonna be something you don't want."

lay chili by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

yace-ah 

Yes sir, especially when responding with great enthusiasm. See yace.

The ah can be drawn out for especially strong situations, as in "ahhhhhhhh".

"Dude you bring the weed?"
"Yace-ah!"
"The good shit?"
"Yace-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

yace-ah by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

by my ma's 

to my mother's house (Italian-American)

"Goin' by my ma's for mostaciolli."

by my ma's by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

number three 

Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.

Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!

number three by Joe Bone March 8, 2005