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Definitions by Joe Bone

"Philosophy 106 was such a gut; we just sat around making shit up."
gut by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

jack shit 

1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)
"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."
jack shit by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

lunchmeat 

Those guys hired all the lunchmeat we just let go.
lunchmeat by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

italian beef 

1. slow-cooked roast beef usually served with peppers or giardinera on italian bread, sometimes dipped in gravy. Has nothing to do with Italy, but very popular in Chicago. Not to be confused with Philly cheese-steak.

2. a complaint or argument offered by an Italian-American.

3. the penis of an Italian-American male. see italian sausage.
1. When I go by my ma's I always get italian beef.

2. My sister-in-law always has some italian beef.

3. I got your italian beef right here.
italian beef by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

that dog is barking 

1. your stock is a loser and needs to be sold.

2. that unattractive woman is talking too much.

3. in a football wager, an underdog team is an attractive bet due to the overly favorable pointspread.
1. "Dude that dog is barking. Get out while you still have something left."

2. Dude that dog is barking. Tell that bitch to shut up."

3. "Eagles getting six? That dog is barking at me bro."
that dog is barking by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
in poker, to fold your hand

The muck pile is the pile of discards. Once your cards are in the muck, it's all over, baby.
"When that guy raised, I figured he had the nuts so I had to muck."
muck by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

no limit 

A form of poker in which the player may bet all of his chips at any time. See all in. Texas Hold 'Em is often played "no limit" in a tournament setting, but there are many other variations.
"No limit, baby!", -- champion poker player Scotty Nguyen.
no limit by Joe Bone March 11, 2005