Joe Bone's definitions

too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

by my ma's

to my mother's house (Italian-American)

"Goin' by my ma's for mostaciolli."

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

boonyak

a person of low repute or poor taste.

Man, what kind of Nativity scene has Frosty the Snowman and Papa Smurf witnessing the birth of Christ? Must be your new neighbors are boonyaks.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

hunny bee

or honey bee-- a black $100 casino chip; may also refer to a $100 bill.

"Gimme a coupla those hunny bees my man."

by Joe Bone April 12, 2005

how it's gonna be

1. assert one's power over a subordinate, often with reference to firing or disciplining someone

2. kick someone's ass

similar: how it's going to be, how it is

1. Boss told her how it's gonna be; now she's on the street.

2. Moose and Rocco told him how it's gonna be; now he's in the street.

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005

dog leg

1. in golf, a layout that turns to the right or left.

2. a large turd that sticks up out of the water

1. "Seve tried to cut the dog leg, but ended up in the rough."

2. "That dog leg is better out than a man's eye."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

sausage soup

A hot tub or swimming pool filled only with men.

Damn, bro, sausage soup again. Let's go find some pie.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005