Joe Bone's definitions

shoyt

World War II era derogatory expression for persons of Japanese ancestry; an acronym for "screaming horde of yellow tyranny."

These goddamned shoyts are giving me a pain in my ass.

by Joe Bone March 22, 2005

salad man

generic term for any dining hall or cafeteria worker; typically a person who tends the salad bar or portions out food as diners pass through the line

Salad man: "Cream on your corn?"
Customer: "Uh, no thanks, salad man."

by Joe Bone April 7, 2005

gimlet-eyed

refers to an aging or world-weary barfly with eyes the color of a gin gimlet, or one who has consumed too many gin gimlets.

"I do believe that gimlet-eyed gent has soiled himself."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

bubba

1. Large male hillbilly or redneck type.

2. Affectionate term for one's Jewish grandmother.

1. Bubba will kick your ass.

2. Bubba will give you cake.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

dog leg

1. in golf, a layout that turns to the right or left.

2. a large turd that sticks up out of the water

1. "Seve tried to cut the dog leg, but ended up in the rough."

2. "That dog leg is better out than a man's eye."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

sausage soup

A hot tub or swimming pool filled only with men.

Damn, bro, sausage soup again. Let's go find some pie.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

how it's gonna be

1. assert one's power over a subordinate, often with reference to firing or disciplining someone

2. kick someone's ass

similar: how it's going to be, how it is

1. Boss told her how it's gonna be; now she's on the street.

2. Moose and Rocco told him how it's gonna be; now he's in the street.

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005