zzub

zzub is backwards for a fucking buzz like when you chew, smoke, and drink reeb aka beer

im getting a zzub from this dip.

by joe bob February 16, 2005

thwapt

What happens when you eat way too many bean burritos the night before

He felt it coming on, then "thwapt" and he had to change his underwear.

by Joe Bob October 21, 2003

dirty face

One who has participated in oral sex or films of pornographic nature.

The opposite of clean face.

1. 'Dude! She did the entire football team! She's got a really dirty face!'

by Joe Bob April 27, 2004

powerbook

When it was introduced in 1991, it was one of the most revolutionary designs of the time for laptops, with a trackball between the user and the keyboard. Later PowerBooks were the first with 16 Bit internal stereo and trackpads in the portable consumer market. Nowadays they are extremely powerful, and hold their value quite well.

My PowerBook 100 from 1991 starts in 10 seconds and shuts down in 1 second. Dang that's fast.

by joe bob February 27, 2005

Ditech.com

the most annoying fucking thing in the world. it should die.

Lost another loan to ditech!

by Joe Bob June 07, 2004

pibcak

The EvilN way of saying "PEBKAC".

"I add on $5 PIBCAK tax."

by Joe Bob October 30, 2004

paintball

The worlds fastest growing sport, basaiclly a ball the size of marble filled with paint is shot out of a barrel at 290-300 fps, it hurts when you get hit but its barreable. Most people that dislike this sport are FUCKING CUNTS that have no balls and can take no pain, they say that this is a excuse and a joke compared to the militay when more than likely they are just hippies that eat no meat (except the cock) and burn flags.

I googed that idiot accross the field as he ran!

by Joe Bob March 30, 2005