sexy tomboy beanpole

An amazingly awesome looking woman. The highest praise you could ever receive is to be called a sexy tomboy beanpole.
Jen, you are a sexy tomboy beanpole, and your ass isn't bad either.
by Joe April 08, 2004
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hodad

A non-surfer.
While riding the best wave of the day, I noticed a hodad on the beach chatting up the bikini I had my eye on.
by Joe August 25, 2003
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Internet Whore

Someone who competes with others for the sole purpose of gaining a name for themselves online. A person who has no life whatsoever in the real world, that they must put on shows to make a nice online reputation. These people should be pitied for their inability to make anything out of themselves when a computer and AOL aren't present.
lifeless_chick: My mommy and daddy hit me, and make me feel bad, and call me bad names. Nobody likes me. Feel bad for me PLEASE! I'm gothic because of what society has done to me!

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WannaBeJock: I'm so cool, I play football at my school (not really), and can kick anyones ass. Nobody knows I'm lying but since were online it's going to stay that way.
by Joe August 30, 2004
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Mazapple

unstoppable or un ending
shit i got mazapple diarrhea
by joe July 12, 2003
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war

Something that results in human death and solves problems.

A great pas time for governments to play and in places like the US for redneck hillbillys and jack asses that have no clue about to cheer on like a football game.
Look Joe were bombing people. What for Dan ?
Well who cares like we are both so stupid anyways thats why they call us American idiots.
by Joe September 14, 2003
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swundle

"My swundle is gettin' sticky"
by Joe July 19, 2003
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ooit

1. A word/sound used to make anything your doing 10 times better

2. A song or beat made in Mr. Lamantia's class that pisses him off
1. When we go to the mall me and nick always ooit as loud as we can

2. "stop doing them damn ooit's" said mr lamantia
by joe March 29, 2004
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