sherking

- shitting and jerking off at the same time

Hey Baby - Last night I was sherking, shitting my pants while dreaming of fucking YOU.

by joe May 13, 2005

fromuppa

similar to fromundachesse but instead it comes fromuppa the ass.

Man, I've got a ggod case of fromuppa brewing

by Joe December 19, 2002

cubicle

1. A small "office" in which an employee loses all of their will to live let alone keep their job.

At work, I sit in a cubicle.

by Joe June 09, 2003

meat pipe

Slang. The genitalia of a male. Penis.

Nothing says 'I love you' like a six inch meat pipe.

by Joe December 01, 2003

Angry Dragon

When a girl is going down on you, and just as you come you smack her on the back of the head so that it comes out of her nose like smoke.

by Joe May 29, 2003

knee slapper

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.

Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper

by Joe February 11, 2003

sperm whore

A bitchy woman who steals your sperm and uses it to have babies without your consent.

Jeni is such a sperm whore!

by Joe May 01, 2005