Joe's definitions

Yellow Tail

1 a beautiful woman of asian descent

2 a woman of asian descent appearing to have a hip measurement more than one standard deviation greater than that of the average asian woman's (30")

Lets go to Flushing and check out some Yellow Tail.

by joe November 5, 2004

zelda

Best game series ever!

I just beat zelda the wind waker yesterday.

by joe April 16, 2003

walked on

What happens when you try and front on 240 HB, and race him.

civic 1: why do you look so shocked?
civic 2: because i tried to race this busted-looking blue nissan pick-up with this crazy driver, and he walked on my sorry ass.
civic 1: damn, i better watch out for him.

by joe January 14, 2004

pegged

a man who recieved a strap on dildo in the ass from a woman

Jake was pegged from behind by Jane.

by Joe June 28, 2004

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The way the letters are arranged on the Qwerty keyboard

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

by Joe September 28, 2004

booze pooze

definition:all encompassing term used to explain any fumes,fragrance or feces being
offensivly obvious.
only applicable after a heavy bout of boozing

example 1
man:whats that smell, its like a skunk on heat.
hungover man: i got booze pooze, i'm gonna take the kids to the pool.

together: ha ha ha

by joe April 23, 2005

tight whips

a nice phat car

any car 504 boys roll

by Joe October 9, 2003