Joe's definitions

Cobb

Someone annoying who you would rather just go away because they are lame.

Will you please tell that freakin' cobb to stop calling me?

by Joe February 20, 2005

smelly

something stinks like hell

oh my! that shit on your shoe is smelly

by Joe April 23, 2005

triple harakiri

Commiting suicide in 3 ways at once. First the attempter takes a knife, noose, and gun. They then slit their wrist, hang themselves, and shoot their brains out creating the triple harakiri.

Bob attempted the triple harakiri last night.

by Joe March 1, 2005

cracked it

opened the throttle up suddenenly in a race.

a.off the line that bike cracked and he was gone.
b.as soon as i cracked it the tires just lit up.

by joe January 14, 2004

What did the five fingers say to the face?

S l a p !

There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

by Joe January 28, 2007

silvio

a WUL whore

my god dont be a silvio!

by joe August 4, 2003

whimtwittle

To Masturbate (female)

The sexy receptionist thought noone was looking as she used her cellphone to whimtwittle.

by Joe March 13, 2003