Condom

Somethin he better where if he wants to get anywhere near me unless he feels like payin for child support for 18 damn years..And if you think ur not a real man if you wear one then don't.. i'm sure u'll feel more like a man when your carryin around a bunch of damn babies!

you'll get no love if you dont wear the glove!

by Joe May 25, 2004

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Buttchink

A word substituted for any other word, generally an insult.

You stupid... buttchink!

by Joe November 24, 2004

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Jack the Punkin King

Jack the Pumkin King made in appereance in Kingdom Hearts but originally appeared in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where he got tired of ruling Halloween. He kidnapped Santa Claus and took over Christmas.

Jack: ...and because I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakesperian quotations."

by Joe September 03, 2004

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brass balls

NO FEAR! Scared of nothing.

That dude has some MAJOR BRASS BALLS!

by Joe April 13, 2004

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Spruce

Although some beleive it's a tree, Spruce is a human being whose parents can't stop naming their kids after trees. Spruce is a flaming homosexual and should never be trusted.

Don't trust Spruce. I bent over to pick up my dollar, and he tried sticking his head up my ass. So then I stabbed him.

by Joe February 15, 2004

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