Joe's definitions

anoral

Getting fellatio after performing anal sex

I anoraled that girl

by joe December 29, 2004

eminem

A talented rapper...but a hypocrite. He speaks out against the war (killing innocents), and then raps about killing his mother with a chainsaw, shooting anyone who "steps up", and strangling women off in a parking lot while not caring if its dark or not....One of two things is occuring; either he has multiple personalities, or he is extreme simply to sell records...I vote for the second. He also preached this year about civic duty (ie voting)...he is 32 and voted for the first time this year...Im 21 and Ive voted 2 times...He needs to stick to rap and stop commenting on things that matter because he looks like a fool. He is a good rapper, thats it...a good rapper...not a college professor or a politician...just a rapper (probably the best is some invidual opinions)...

Who is slim shady anyways?

by Joe October 16, 2006

sex coupon

When drinking beer out of a bottle, one might try to peel off the label. People who have tried it, or seen others try, know how hard it is. Supposedly, once you have the label completly off and perfectly inatct, you are able to redeem this label for sex with a person of the opposite sex.

Woah! Chris just got himself a sex coupon, I wonder if Jessica has a double coupon day so I can get some action too.

by Joe May 19, 2005

ross o carroll kelly

legend from book.
typical pos senior ruby cup playing guy.
become a role model for the young society in ireland!

ah lads i scored her last week and i didn't text her when i said i would.

omg u pulled a toal ross o carroll kelly on her.

thatll teach her to be a desperate cow

yeah i can get her anytine

by joe December 9, 2004

black constipation

The nine months it takes a black women to shit out the baby

after i fucked her that nig was constipated for nine months

by Joe May 23, 2004

awobs

Acronym for A Way Of Building Sites. An Amazon.com skinning technology

AWOBS is returning blue for the background color.

by Joe October 28, 2007

ajh

ah, jesus. how are you?
women who extensively use this phrase.
usually from northside dublin (etc.)

ah,jaysus howiya mary! u pregnant again?
yeh.
whos the dad?
dats like asking me which bean made me fart!

by joe April 11, 2004