Joe's definitions

felching

the action of sucking the juice from someones ass.

by Joe April 12, 2003

sausage

an Italian man's massive cock

I got a big Italian sausage.

by Joe February 11, 2003

Hack-A-Shaq

to intentionally foul Shaquille O'Neil near the basket, sending him to the free throw line where he will probably miss one or more free throws

At this stage in the fourth quarter, New York has enough fouls to give and may begin to employ the Hack-A-Shaq

by joe November 5, 2004

antiwar protestor

A follower, sheep or other farm animal that feels superior to other people due his/her/its status as student, professor or unemployed, hatefully jealous of those more succesfull, treasonously friendly with know terrorists and disgustingly amoral and irrational with arguments.

"Me sooo smart, war bad, chimpy bush want to steal oil"

by joe August 11, 2003

reboot

v. to take a power nap, drink a caffeinated beverage, engage in sexual intercourse, or use any other means to recharge one's energy or the energy of another.

hey man, you look pretty tired. go reboot, i'll take over from here.

by joe February 10, 2005

bless you dick

when you release cum all over a gals face

my gal said bless you dick when it sneezed all this cum on her face

by Joe April 23, 2005

finted

a person who was at one point in time a fint

zim finted back in his day

by Joe August 5, 2003