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light green

"i got some light green in my pockets."
by joe May 1, 2004
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inyan eskrima

A martial art, sometimes called Filipino stick fighting, which uses various weapons, grabs, and strikes. It standardly checks and opponents attack, then either forces them into submission with a well placed lock, or strikes at a nerve cluster. Also the parent of some modern Brazilian martial arts.
My classmate takes Inyan Eskrima, and hates it when perople says he takes karate.
by Joe January 30, 2005
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Eddie Izzard

Hilarity in womens clothes. Not to be confused with a fucking wierdo transvetite.
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).
"if youv'e never seen an elephant on skis then you've never been on acid,"
by Joe December 5, 2004
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mlah

a term spoken after a false statement to infer a joke; fooling someone; to denote previous statement as false; to imply dominent social status over the other.

Used in conjunction with, "this dude," or "this guy."

Generally pronounced with the exsessive smacking of the tongue and lip upon opening to make the "m" sound.

Hanging ones own tongue out following the completition of the word is not uncommon.

A term use exclusively in the city of Corpus Christi, Texas, or by those native to South Texas.
"Hey, Alfredo, you have some cool British Knights," Julio said. "Mlah, this dude, thinking BKs are still cool. What the fuck?
Javier said, "Mlah, this guy."
"I'll fucking kick your ass," Alfredo said.
by Joe May 30, 2004
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carpet licker

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?
by joe April 23, 2003
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trikks

Halfling molestor
Trikks hat Fuesse haarige!
by Joe August 22, 2003
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pop a cap in your ass

to shoot someone in their posterior
by Joe August 25, 2003
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