Definitions by Jody South

turbinado rimmer 

(Noun). The act of sprinkling brown sugar on a partner’s anus, then licking it up for good measure.

Jody gave your mother a Turbinado Rimmer and she was his forever.

turbinado rimmer by Jody South September 29, 2020

Monarch Mash 

The act of fornicating with a jar filled with butterflies. AKA Flutterfucking.

The Monarch Mash is a good way to relieve stress.

Monarch Mash by Jody South August 17, 2020

Logular

The shape of a healthy turd.

My poop today was logular in form.

Logular by Jody South April 3, 2020

Dirty Steeple 

(Noun). An erect penis (steeple) that is covered in feces from anal sex.

He had a dirty steeple after plugging his girl in the bum.

Dirty Steeple by Jody South March 19, 2020

Portsmouth Tugboat 

While performing oral sex on a woman, the person going-down blows in her vagina filling it with air. They then squeeze the sides slightly so as to only let a little air escape at a time, thereby causing a sound not unlike a Portsmouth Tugboat.

Jody gave the lass a Portsmouth Tugboat and she was his forever.

Portsmouth Tugboat by Jody South April 19, 2016