Definitions by Jockstrap Cowboy
Guelph
1. Guelph
(verb) An Onomatopoeia; To eject material in manner best described as (superficially or otherwise) moist and high-velocity. Oftentimes ends with a squelching or splashing sound.
2. Guelph
(noun) A City in southern Ontario, Canada
3. from Guelph
(idiom) An informal, generally negative figure of speech used to denote something of dubious quality, unusual circumstance/behaviour or otherwise poor opinion.
(verb) An Onomatopoeia; To eject material in manner best described as (superficially or otherwise) moist and high-velocity. Oftentimes ends with a squelching or splashing sound.
2. Guelph
(noun) A City in southern Ontario, Canada
3. from Guelph
(idiom) An informal, generally negative figure of speech used to denote something of dubious quality, unusual circumstance/behaviour or otherwise poor opinion.
Example 1:
man 1: Unbelievable, that guy just shot mud out of a cannon with a mighty guelph and splattered that poor beach-goer.
man 2: Just absolutely slathered him with sauce, he did.
Example 2:
kid: I'm on lava reef zone in Sonic 3 and I keep dying to those fire shooters coming from the walls.
dad: oh, yeah, those. it's weird, rather than shooting the fire, it sounds like they guelph it, as if they literally say the word.
kid: what the hell are you talking about man
Example 3:
woman: bruh is this the soup from guelph? this shit tastes odious.
line cook: on jeff the killer's grave take it up w the chef
head chef: this pussy from guelph trippin... fuck outta my 'straunt before i consolidate you
man 1: Unbelievable, that guy just shot mud out of a cannon with a mighty guelph and splattered that poor beach-goer.
man 2: Just absolutely slathered him with sauce, he did.
Example 2:
kid: I'm on lava reef zone in Sonic 3 and I keep dying to those fire shooters coming from the walls.
dad: oh, yeah, those. it's weird, rather than shooting the fire, it sounds like they guelph it, as if they literally say the word.
kid: what the hell are you talking about man
Example 3:
woman: bruh is this the soup from guelph? this shit tastes odious.
line cook: on jeff the killer's grave take it up w the chef
head chef: this pussy from guelph trippin... fuck outta my 'straunt before i consolidate you
Guelph by Jockstrap Cowboy February 28, 2026
Kravitz
in a game of Creepypasta TCG
man 1: backed into a corner, i've no choice but to use my trump card. so be it. take this! forbidden maneuver: 'jeff the killer kravitz'!!
man 2: oh bollocks
man 1: backed into a corner, i've no choice but to use my trump card. so be it. take this! forbidden maneuver: 'jeff the killer kravitz'!!
man 2: oh bollocks
Kravitz by Jockstrap Cowboy February 28, 2026
Erenct
Erenct: To have your balls firm up to a hardness comparable to a volleyball filled with concrete, usually caused by intense stimulation or the consumption of too much soy milk. Generally, your primary reproductive system would remain inactive while the erenction is active.
Adj: Erenctile
Pre: Erenction
Adj: Erenctile
Pre: Erenction
Erenct by Jockstrap Cowboy March 21, 2020
Cock Cannon
A swiss army knife for the cock. A modified penis that shoots semen at a rapid pace, and using an ammo bag rather than testicles. It can shoot nearly any substance at a high FPS and fire rate, especially semen. This tool is often used to overload a vagina and flood the cavity.
John: "Fuck. I pulled the trigger on my cock cannon. Three orphans just died."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."
Cock Cannon by Jockstrap Cowboy June 7, 2019
P.D Johnson
A soundcloud meme rapper who raps about the gayness of traps, and weird sexual fantasies, such as statues made of foreskin. He is also very fucking stupid.
"Hey, check this soundcloud rapper, he raps about traps and hitler and a bunch of other shit. His name is P.D Johnson!
P.D Johnson by Jockstrap Cowboy December 10, 2017
Erenct
Erenct by Jockstrap Cowboy December 3, 2017