flapping cheeks

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.
Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
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Road Locomotive

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.
Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
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punk

1. A follower. A person too insecure and too ignorant to form a personal opinion and become a unique person.

2. A cheap street hoodlum who is all show, no blow. He picks on small, unarmed people and hasn't the balls to rob someone larger than he is.
Punk: Hey, man, gimme your money.

Man: Get outta my face, punk! You ain't nothin' but a punk! Put that shiv away before I shove it up you rass!

Punk: Yes, sir.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 14, 2005
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Shamus

A private detective.

An award given to the author of the best mystery or detective story.
Sam Spade, a shamus in San Francisco, found the Maltese Falcon and a murderer.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
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gully

1. A large knife, shiv, or toad sticker.

2. To cut someone with a gully knife.

An old term from previous centuries.
If you don't let me pass, I'm going to gully you.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
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greaseball

A person who puts Tres Flores, Dixie Peach, or 90 weight gear lube in his hair.
Ramon and Jimmy Bub are a couple of grease balls who never go out in public before greasing their hair.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 14, 2005
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lumber jack

A gentleman who earns his living by felling trees. We all owe him a debt of gratitude for providing the material for our homes and furniture. This gentleman is soundly hated by the environmentalist who lives in a timber house.
He's a lumberjack, he's OK.
He drinks all night and he works all day.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
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