Joao Bufamarillo's definitions

bull dyke

A female human who, in a supreme effort to be trendy, cuts her hair short, has her front teeth sharpened, and wears men's clothes and a leather collar with spikes around it. The bull dyke's favorite sport is coprophilia, the love of shit. The bull dyke loves to find a pretty lesbian lover to fist, and from whom to burgle turds.

While hiking on a mountain trail, I came upon a beautiful woman taking a great big dump right in the middle of the path. Around her, four bull dykes with butch cuts, sharpened front teeth, and spiked collars lay on the rocks and intently watched the dump's progress. One bull dyke flashed a terrible, canine smile and said, "I told you someone would see you."

The beautiful woman kept on dumping and said, melodramatically, "Oh, the perils of the trail!"

If you find this disgusting, don't blame me. I didn't take a dump in the path, and I'm not a coprophiliac bull dyke or a turd burglar. These are the wonderful folks that liberal twits hold to be so charming. Real nice, eh?

by Joao Bufamarillo May 30, 2005

Shamus

A private detective.

An award given to the author of the best mystery or detective story.

Sam Spade, a shamus in San Francisco, found the Maltese Falcon and a murderer.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005

thunder jug

A large, ceramic jug with straight sides, sloping shoulders, and narrow neck, with a ceramic finger ring near the neck. The jug is typically glazed light brown on the sides and dark reddish-brown on the shoulder, neck, and ring. It is intended to contain moonshine.

Ol' Zeke brought his thunder jug down to Orly's place for a refill o' corn squeezin's.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.

El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Chick Sale

An outhouse. A kybo. A privy. An outside toilet.

The term is named after Chick Sale, a humorist who told outhouse jokes and wrote a book about kybos.

Lum and Ivy Mae have a Chick Sale out back of their house in Little Rock.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

cop

A POlice. A fuzz. An ossifer of the law.

Hey, Jake, does your dad work for a living?

Nah, he's a cop.

Honest?

Nah, he's an Oakland cop.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

turd in the punch bowl

A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.

Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005