Joao Bufamarillo's definitions

wishy washy

Indecisive. Ineffectual. Afraid to stand up for what is right and moral.

A typical attribute of a liberal. A liberal is afraid to demand accountability and responsibility. He lets people do whatever they want, no matter what the consequences. He allows anything, and says he is being tolerant and multicultural. In truth, he is being wishy washy.

Senator Clinton is a wishy washy liberal who refuses to demand that criminals get their due punishment. Of course, she does this to get low-lifes to vote Democrat.

by Joao Bufamarillo November 1, 2006

Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.

Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Boston Tea Party

The very last time people in Massachusetts protested a tax.

Massachusetts people love taxes. The last time they said no to taxes was at the Boston Tea Party.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Okie Stomp Bar

A business establishment that serves alcoloic booze, plays country and western music, and caters to people who wear hats and shout YEE HAW indoors.

Ermal and Denny Joe went to their local Okie Stomp Bar for a beer and a fist fight. Actually, they had several beers and fist fights. "Hot damn!" drawled Ermal as he wiped the blood from his lips with his sleeve, "this is more fun than a bucket o toad frogs!"

by Joao Bufamarillo May 29, 2005

turd in the punch bowl

A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.

Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

cop

A POlice. A fuzz. An ossifer of the law.

Hey, Jake, does your dad work for a living?

Nah, he's a cop.

Honest?

Nah, he's an Oakland cop.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Oakland

A city in California on the eastern shore of San Francisco Bay. A beautiful city with beautiful weather.

Oakland is known for its great sports teams, the A's and the Raiders. It is also known for its sideshows and high murder rate.

Oakland is a great place to take a vacation, because there are no other tourists there.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005