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fist

To put your hand up another person's arse. A favorite pastime of turd burglars. (How else could they burgle those turds?)
Bruce and Dennis like to fist each other in front of the movie theater.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 30, 2005
mugGet the fistmug.

Chick Sale

An outhouse. A kybo. A privy. An outside toilet.

The term is named after Chick Sale, a humorist who told outhouse jokes and wrote a book about kybos.
Lum and Ivy Mae have a Chick Sale out back of their house in Little Rock.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the Chick Salemug.

do-gooder

A white liberal. Someone who knows what is best for everyone else, and devotes his life to shoving it down our throats.
Hillary Clinton is a do-gooder who wants to make us all pay for medical care for lazy bums who piss their lives away spray painting grafitti on other people's property.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the do-goodermug.

price of beans

An expression used to indicate that a speaker has gotten off the subject being discussed.
Joe: Chelsea Clinton sure looks like Afleet Alex.

Shmoe: What does that have to do with the price of beans?
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the price of beansmug.

flapping cheeks

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.
Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the flapping cheeksmug.

greaseball

A person who puts Tres Flores, Dixie Peach, or 90 weight gear lube in his hair.
Ramon and Jimmy Bub are a couple of grease balls who never go out in public before greasing their hair.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the greaseballmug.

Oakland

A city in California on the eastern shore of San Francisco Bay. A beautiful city with beautiful weather.

Oakland is known for its great sports teams, the A's and the Raiders. It is also known for its sideshows and high murder rate.
Oakland is a great place to take a vacation, because there are no other tourists there.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 13, 2005
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