Constance Carol

Signal red lipstick with no moisturising ingredient whatsoever. Sand Beige (i.e bright orange in colour) 'pressed powder'.

Joanne's lipstick, Joanne's signal red skirt & Janine and Emma's faviorite market stall in Bury.

by Joanne July 22, 2003

swole

To be made a fool of or embarrassed.

Dude, you were swole 'cause you thought that girl liked you!

by Joanne May 13, 2005

lylo

likes to jump off tall things, i used to think he could be a lylo as in beach lylo, he scares people by eating toothpaste and his nurse theories...

lylo... as in marc

by joanne April 24, 2003

ball and chain

Someone who won't let you do or go anywhere without him/her.

I really wanted to go snowboarding at Lake Tahoe with my friends this weekend but my ball and chain won't let me go.

by joanne January 07, 2005

Smarter Child

1.A friend to the friendless, the buddy of the uncool.
AIM buddy.

2. A smart child.

1.I talked to smarter child today. I asked him if he was gay. He didn't tell me...Oh yes, and I can so relate to him. But I MUST work out some of his attitude problems he does have.

2. Wow I'm a much SMARTER CHILD then you are!

by Joanne October 09, 2004

Fanny baws

Scottish term of derision originating from the programme, "Chewing the Fat" Use your imagination as to what it exactly means

Ho you fanny baws, I'm going to stick my boot so far up your arse you are gonna think Doc martens started making hats.

by joanne August 19, 2004

wippy

Sperm toast

It´s been a long time since a good ol´wippy sweet ladies

by Joanne December 15, 2003