hoisty toisty

Hoisty (hot) Toisty (while Drunk)
At the party, Shanequa looked hoisty toisty
by John January 28, 2005
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dumbass

the rear fo a dumb
I was behind the dumb, almost smelling the dumbass...
by john July 21, 2003
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fifer

a bad ass that will slit yo throat in a minute
BIATCH!!!!!!
by john May 12, 2003
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doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.
John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown
by john September 05, 2003
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Niagra Falls

1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.

A.K.A. - Kelsie
I hope Niagra Falls is at Zaxby's tonight
by John March 31, 2005
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¬¬

It means that it's typical for someone to do or say something.
Adam: YO YO YO! I love anime!
John: ¬¬
Adam: I DO!
by John November 23, 2003
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scotch

Scotch is a type of Whiskey not liquor, but at least you know its a drink. i know this because i see the words Scotch Whiskey everytime i pour myself a shot.
"I was so full of Soctch i could not stand up i was hittin the shots and i moved to a cup"- Tim Armstrong from Rancid.
by John July 14, 2003
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