JoHn's definitions

townie

A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.

Typical townie - grunger convo:

Townie: Eh wot come 'ere
Grunger:.....
Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box
Grunger: i dont have 20p
Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad.
Grunger: .....
Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got?
Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up

by John March 15, 2004

the Bronx

Where people from Eastchester pretend to be from.

Hey Eastchester DID own part of the Bronx prior to the late 1800s. Why do you think there's a neighborhood in the Bronx called "Eastchester"?

by John December 3, 2003

The Other Internet

Everything and nothing of the internet.

theotherinternet is full of shit and something special

by John March 5, 2004

tokuda

a man who has an infatuation with brad pitt

Mr. Tokuda: "In order to first understand the proper network capabilities of the server capacity you must first look at this naked picture of Brad Pitt that I will put up on the big screen. Don't ask why."

by john February 22, 2005

quilly

incredible sexiness

i am so quilly she passed out

by john October 8, 2003

weach

An Obese persons word for food

Jessica: I want Weach
John: your gay...

by john March 21, 2005

Metal

Metal is a genre of music which was founded in the 70's..the road to metal was made by most great bands like:van halen,and led zeplinn.then in the 80's it was a very popular music except it was called hair metal because queers got perms...anyways then in the 90's it was all aobut black and speed metal and now all the "Thugs",and "preps" think your a fucking vampire or canibal if you where a god damned band shirt....

Kerry King...best guitarist ever!

by John January 15, 2005