JoHn's definitions

santa

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...

A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.

Now he is a machine.

by John January 13, 2004

bon

a little fuckin bitch who takes it in the ass but his homie G shea is the fuckin coolest

he is this when he is tired

by john December 6, 2004

scun

The one and only scunshine, the best girl in the world!

scun.deviantart.com

You are my scunshine.

by John January 8, 2004

timesing

1. To multiply by
2. To let time fly

1. You normally have to take 2 and timesing it by 3

2. Wow, it's timesing by!

by John January 20, 2005

biscut

A game in which a group of guys circles around a biscut and masturbates. The last guy to ejaculate, must eat the biscut.

Biscut! Biscut! Biscut!

by John February 11, 2004

nose buggery

the most popular form of foreplay in Bromley.

Carly: 'Kelly satisfies me in a way no man can'.
Sarah: 'Oh yeah? You fuckin tart.'
Carly: 'Why yes, she nose buggers me'.

by John May 3, 2004

recokulous

when something is way to rediculous that it just doesnt fit it has to be recokulous.

that story you just told was just to recokulous

by John May 6, 2004