dook

1. Nickname given to poo
2. Used as a disparaging term for an Asian person

1. Jesus, i just did the biggest dook in the toilet
2. Jesus, i just sucked off the biggest dook i've ever seen

by John March 22, 2003

mank

some horrible dirty bastard from Manchester (Mostley known for steeling off old women). Most people who are from manchester are on the dole or stuck in dead end jobs, most of them have a drug adiction, they speak with horrible acents, wear kappa clothing and drink shandy

If you see someone with a shaven head and a long fringe they are a mank

by John June 21, 2003

funhat

a single gay man

i am a funhat

by john April 27, 2004

10 feet

(1.) The minimum distance to maintain between one's self and something awful, bad, or obnoxious, (2.) The average distance little old ladies park their cars from the curb, when parallel parking, (3.) The penis length many straight women and gay men would love their partners to have, although they wouldn't know what to do with it, if it was, (4.) A light snowfall in Minot, North Dakota.

Examples: (1.) "I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole."

by John June 27, 2004

plunk

Intercourse. The act of having sex.

That Nick McKenzie, you know, the one who lives on South Beach and drives an Audi TT.., anyway, he really loves to plunk gay men who hang out with his wife.

by John March 02, 2004

SNAZZYFIZZLE

Special way of saying bubbles... A Very special way.

I choked on the snazzyfizzle and died.

by John November 09, 2004

moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004