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Glorious dictatorship, involving ninjas, and kittens.


www.ziiing.com
Ahh we have a ziiing upon us.
ziiing by John March 23, 2004
What tonio is...
Also see pussywhipped
Tonio is soo fucking whipped its not even funny.
whipped by John March 23, 2004

high maintenance 

A person who has expensive taste (re. clothing, restaurants, etc.).
This person is never comfortable because he/she is constantly concerned about his/her appearance.
This person feels they are better than most people and usually judge others based on outward appearances.
high maintenance by John March 22, 2004
The only acronym that takes longer to say than the actual phrase it is meant to abbreviate.
World Wide Web - 3 syllables
"Double U, Double U, Double U" - 9 syllables
www by John March 22, 2004

lynore domegan 

The hottest girl on the planet
Hey back away from lynore domegan, shes mine u assface!
lynore domegan by john March 22, 2004
What men do when they want to get laid.
I lied about the number of women I had slept with.
lie by John March 22, 2004

28 days later 

In England, "28 days later" is roughly the equivalent of "four to six weeks later" in America -- like when you order something out of a catalog and they say the merchandise will be arriving in the near future.
Thank you for ordering "The Greatest Hits of Kathie Lee Gifford." You can expect it 28 days later.
28 days later by John March 20, 2004